Teen Pussy International

This rather obscure Bluebird Films feature (I just added it to the IMDb listings) has "International" in the title as code for "Interracial". It's an all-girl, Lesbian themed affair, not worth the powder to blow it to... well, you know how that cliché goes.

The five scenes feature mainly Chatsworth talent, always a bad sign for this British label that flourished briefly before ending production in 2013 (but living on in a virtual remainder bin near you).

No credit is listed for the auteur who wasted an afternoon or two shooting this junk, but no matter. For any Bluebird addict like myself, it provides the minimum daily requirement of guaranteed mindless porn content that only Bluebird can flawlessly deliver.

Instead of the Big Black Dick/Little White Chick format that dominates porn these days, we have here various races of chicks going at it Sappho style in fairly random pairings. There is little pretense at acting out or role-playing a scene; rather the sex workers of the female persuasion merely demonstrate their professionalism, licking, fingering and tribbing their way into your heart.

Some big names tread water in this "leave it off my CV" assignment: Ash Hollywood, before she defaced her shoulder blades with those ugly barbed wire tattoo designs, gets to service Vicki Chase in White on Brown action; while Celeste Star proves once again her Lesbian Icon status opposite formerly big-name Misty Stone.

It's all downhill from there, though I enjoyed watching some lesser-known actresses like Taylor Starr an Valerie Rios strut their stuff before sinking into obscurity. But none of them live up to the promised & implied jail-bait action of a video with "Teen" in its title.