The Small World of Sammy Lee

Sammy: [addressing the audience] Well, thank you for that thunderous ovation. Good afternoon, gentlemen, and welcome to the Peepshow Club. And you're welcome to it. We've got a wonderful show here for you today so I want you to forget about the wife and make yourselves comfortable; not too comfortable there, Sir, thank you. We were raided last week. Sit back, relax, enjoy yourselves. We've got some really beautiful girls here, some really beautiful girls

[a heckler shouts "well let's see 'em then"]

Sammy: Keep your seat belt fastened Sir, all in good time. Now first of all, there's Jacky. Now Jacky she's a really lovely girl. She started off as a fan dancer, saved up enough money to feather her nest... forget it. Right the Peepshow Club is proud to present for your entertainment and delight the Peepshow Lovelies in a hysterical, er, historical tableau, entitled 'The Garden of Allah'.