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Un extraterrestre de un planeta lejano que trabaja como investigador privado en la Tierra se ve envuelto en una búsqueda para recuperar una droga poderosamente adictiva que fue enviada a la ... Leer todoUn extraterrestre de un planeta lejano que trabaja como investigador privado en la Tierra se ve envuelto en una búsqueda para recuperar una droga poderosamente adictiva que fue enviada a la Tierra en un disco negro.Un extraterrestre de un planeta lejano que trabaja como investigador privado en la Tierra se ve envuelto en una búsqueda para recuperar una droga poderosamente adictiva que fue enviada a la Tierra en un disco negro.
Nicholas Hill
- Lemro
- (as Nikki Fastinetti)
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A gang of thugs threaten a lady when a dude looking like a Michael Jackson impersonator complete with black fedora hat comes to her rescue. What does a hero do now? You start dancing, call up a random friend and gloat about the hot lady you've meet and then hit a club with her. When a bare bones aliens subplot emerges and the bad acting, action continues it quickly dawns on you 'Alien Private Eye' is bananas and not in a fun way.
Lemro (Nicholas Hill) saves Suzy (Judith Burke) twice within the same day, the two become involved and he reveals he's an alien. It turns out a gang is trying to track down a powerful disc that is the key to a highly addictive otherworldly drug and Suzy has the second piece. Now Lemro the private eye is thrust into a battle of good vs evil versus this gang. Coming face to face with it's leader Killgore (Cliff Aduddell) who'll let no one stand in his way of power & wealth.
I appreciate a good b-movie and sometimes a bad movie can be a barrel of laughs, but it's a fine line. Especially if friends or alcohol is not involved. 'Alien Private Eye' is the type of trip I don't enjoy, usually seek out. I cracked a smile once or twice at it's absurd elements - wait until the hero wields a laser gun mounted to his arm near the end - but I can't in good conscious recommend it.
Lemro (Nicholas Hill) saves Suzy (Judith Burke) twice within the same day, the two become involved and he reveals he's an alien. It turns out a gang is trying to track down a powerful disc that is the key to a highly addictive otherworldly drug and Suzy has the second piece. Now Lemro the private eye is thrust into a battle of good vs evil versus this gang. Coming face to face with it's leader Killgore (Cliff Aduddell) who'll let no one stand in his way of power & wealth.
I appreciate a good b-movie and sometimes a bad movie can be a barrel of laughs, but it's a fine line. Especially if friends or alcohol is not involved. 'Alien Private Eye' is the type of trip I don't enjoy, usually seek out. I cracked a smile once or twice at it's absurd elements - wait until the hero wields a laser gun mounted to his arm near the end - but I can't in good conscious recommend it.
10Boorak
This movie has everything going for it: Horrible acting, the most worthless plot ever conceived (if there was one) and clothes even michael jackson or elton john wouldn't wear.
Lemro is just horribly done that you can't tear your eyes from the screen. i strongly suggest everyone try to watch this, just so that you can base hollywood garbage on something even worse and actually be satisfied with what they're churning out nowadays.
Lemro is just horribly done that you can't tear your eyes from the screen. i strongly suggest everyone try to watch this, just so that you can base hollywood garbage on something even worse and actually be satisfied with what they're churning out nowadays.
I stumbled upon the 1989 action sci-fi movie "Alien Private Eye" in 2022. Had I ever heard about this movie? Nope, not even a single word. I liked the campy late-1980s feel from the movie's cover, so of course I opted to sit down and watch what Vik Rubenfeld had to offer with this movie.
Needless to say that I wasn't really expecting a whole lot here, to be bluntly honest. But still, with it being a movie that I hadn't already seen, of course it got a fair chance.
I managed to get through half of the 95 minutes that the movie ran for, then I just had more than my share of lousy acting performances, incoherent storyline, cheesy 1980s outfits, big hair and horrible dialogue. This movie was every bit as bad and cheesy as I had expected, and then some.
This is not a movie that I have any intention of returning to finish watching, because the storyline just entirely fell short of providing me with any sense of entertainment or enjoyment. And the sluggish and amateurish acting performances just did absolutely nothing to take away focus from the lack of a proper storyline or narrative.
No familiar faces on the cast list, so not even there could the movie manage to score some much needed points.
Sometimes you just wonder why no one ever puts a foot down and asks people to stop and have a look at what they are about to unleash upon the world. And "Alien Private Eye" was one such moment. This movie was really not worth the effort in any way.
My rating of Vik Rubenfeld's 1989 movie "Alien Private Eye" lands on a very generous two out of ten stars.
Needless to say that I wasn't really expecting a whole lot here, to be bluntly honest. But still, with it being a movie that I hadn't already seen, of course it got a fair chance.
I managed to get through half of the 95 minutes that the movie ran for, then I just had more than my share of lousy acting performances, incoherent storyline, cheesy 1980s outfits, big hair and horrible dialogue. This movie was every bit as bad and cheesy as I had expected, and then some.
This is not a movie that I have any intention of returning to finish watching, because the storyline just entirely fell short of providing me with any sense of entertainment or enjoyment. And the sluggish and amateurish acting performances just did absolutely nothing to take away focus from the lack of a proper storyline or narrative.
No familiar faces on the cast list, so not even there could the movie manage to score some much needed points.
Sometimes you just wonder why no one ever puts a foot down and asks people to stop and have a look at what they are about to unleash upon the world. And "Alien Private Eye" was one such moment. This movie was really not worth the effort in any way.
My rating of Vik Rubenfeld's 1989 movie "Alien Private Eye" lands on a very generous two out of ten stars.
The high points are the nude scenes and the clothing from the 1980's - which people dress up as pimps.
That's it.
There's only reasons to watch this are to ridicule a shoddy story with no real merit to it.
Ahhh - the 1980's - where all sorts of horrible movies were made but will live on in time and space now with internet and cloud storage.
Oh - it's got some half naked girl - which makes this movie simply amazing.
That's it.
There's only reasons to watch this are to ridicule a shoddy story with no real merit to it.
Ahhh - the 1980's - where all sorts of horrible movies were made but will live on in time and space now with internet and cloud storage.
Oh - it's got some half naked girl - which makes this movie simply amazing.
I had a passing social acquaintance in the mid 90s with director Vik Rubenfeld and although we really didn't interact, from what I saw he did seem to want to help out up and coming writers.
So when I saw his name attached Alien Private Eye on the Vinegar Syndrome release, I knew I had to check it out.
Wow, it's bad.
Really bad.
It's almost "The Room" bad.
The plot is indescribably nonsensical and the acting is completely over the top bad.
I mean I have no idea why John Alexander does a Peter Lorre impression throughout the entire movie but since pretty much everyone else is completely over the top here, you just shrug your shoulders and say, "Eh, why not?"
The plot involves a criminal gang that manages to get their hands on an alien device that makes a super addictive version of crack.
Enter alien visitor (you can tell he's an alien by his pointed ears, which are concealed by his hilariously 1980s Pimp hat) Lemro who's vacationing on Earth, near Hollywood and is for some reason, working as a Private Detective.
He gets smitten with Earth girl Rene and gets pulled into the drug gangs antics when Rene's brother Rob (Played by Nur Nur Cummings. Really, that's his listed name) gets hooked on the alien drug called Soma against his will.
Lemro gets involved because of Rene and winds up with half the device and the gang hot on their tail.
That's the basic plot and if that doesn't do it for you, well there's plenty of bad over the top acting, bad martial arts battles, an obligatory car chase, bad wooden acting by the two female leads, some sex and nudity, a bad synthesizer music score, Costumes that showcase the worst of the 1980s fashion, and static cinematography.
I see Vik later created the CBS network drama Early Edition so I guess he didn't go full blown Tommy Wiseau.
I'm just not sure what he was thinking when he made this film.
So when I saw his name attached Alien Private Eye on the Vinegar Syndrome release, I knew I had to check it out.
Wow, it's bad.
Really bad.
It's almost "The Room" bad.
The plot is indescribably nonsensical and the acting is completely over the top bad.
I mean I have no idea why John Alexander does a Peter Lorre impression throughout the entire movie but since pretty much everyone else is completely over the top here, you just shrug your shoulders and say, "Eh, why not?"
The plot involves a criminal gang that manages to get their hands on an alien device that makes a super addictive version of crack.
Enter alien visitor (you can tell he's an alien by his pointed ears, which are concealed by his hilariously 1980s Pimp hat) Lemro who's vacationing on Earth, near Hollywood and is for some reason, working as a Private Detective.
He gets smitten with Earth girl Rene and gets pulled into the drug gangs antics when Rene's brother Rob (Played by Nur Nur Cummings. Really, that's his listed name) gets hooked on the alien drug called Soma against his will.
Lemro gets involved because of Rene and winds up with half the device and the gang hot on their tail.
That's the basic plot and if that doesn't do it for you, well there's plenty of bad over the top acting, bad martial arts battles, an obligatory car chase, bad wooden acting by the two female leads, some sex and nudity, a bad synthesizer music score, Costumes that showcase the worst of the 1980s fashion, and static cinematography.
I see Vik later created the CBS network drama Early Edition so I guess he didn't go full blown Tommy Wiseau.
I'm just not sure what he was thinking when he made this film.
¿Sabías que...?
- CuriosidadesRobert Axelrod (Scunge) had since gone on to say that he hated the film.
- ConexionesFeatured in Best of the Worst: Spookies, Action USA, and Alien Private Eye (2019)
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