The Glam Metal Detectives

A VHS video was released by the BBC in 1995 but only the first three episodes were on it,(it's order number was BBCV5574),I have that one but don't know if a second one was ever made, I also only ever managed to get the first of the comics as I never saw any more for sale.It was a great series and they should have made more. I've talked to a lot of people about the "Glam Metal Detectives" to see if a soundtrack was ever made (there was a lot of brilliant music in it), but no one seems to have heard of them. As it says in the title they were detectives who toured as a rock band so as not to blow their cover as crime fighters. The rest was good as well, what with "The Big Me", "B-Movie TV", "Bloodsports", "Betty's Mad Dash", "Call Mickey", "Colin Corleone" and more, why it ended I don't know.

This was a very short-lived BBC TV show that ran back in 1995 on BBC2. It was actually very good, a nice little slice of britcom. I wish there would be a DVD or VHS release so I could see it again. There were 6 episodes if I remember correctly, and Chrissie Hynde of The Pretenders was in one of the episodes. Very bizarre but great!

Glam Metal Detectives was great, very funny and extremely watchable. Classic British TV, sadly missed.

As far as I know at least the first three episodes were put onto BBC Video, I have the feeling that it would be very hard to get hold of a copy as I know that it has been deleted.

There was also an album released which had four tracks on it, three different versions of The Glams song Everybody Up and a cover of Crazy Horses. The music was done by Trevor Horn (masquerading as Trelvis Hornsley), Lol Creme and Lol Creme's son Lalo, though as far as I know this has also now been deleted.

The Marvel comic was also good and in the same way as both the video and the album is likely to be extremely hard to find.

Suddenly remembered this series I saw when I was about eleven when I heard a description of Velvet Underground. Funny and strange series that is, alas, lost to the world. A piece of Nostalgia never to be revisited. It seems too few people saw it to warrant it's release and we live in a world where the British public voted shoddy series The Good Life one our ten best sitcoms. Life can be unfair sometimes.

...or something. Come to think, maybe funkin' wasn't exactly what they had in mind, but I was a dirty-minded child (about 9 or 10 around the time this was showing) and if it was I didn't pick up on it. As far as I can remember, Glam Metal Detectives set itself up as a post-pub trawl through various cable channels and programmes, the main one concerning a troup of old-school, mullets-and-fishnets rockers who toured the world (even reaching London, In-guh-land)solving mysteries. In a van. There was also Bloodsports Live, coming direct to your front room from car parks at kicking-out time nationwide; Betty's Mad Dash, a film about two fraightfully-fraightfully flappers on a NBK-style crime spree; George Yiasoumi, who thought he was the Godfather and was followed everywhere by two thugs who hummed the theme tune; Mick Jagger's Hamlet and, uh, not that many more. It was very funny, very sweet and very strange. Judging from its limited distribution and the fact that no one I've ever met has heard of it, it was also an aquired taste. Maybe I'm just recalling it through the rosy contact lenses of nostalgia but for this up-too-late 9 year old, GMD was a taste well worth aquiring. Besides which, it shoes the hell out of Smack The Pony.