Boobtown

Providing some balance (that's the subject matter of this Bud Lee comedy) to the typically facetious & inane prior reviews posted here, this Taylor Hayes movie from VCA's Platinum Plus gives us big-tit fans our due while satirizing the entire craze that Russ Meyer and Hefner created back in the '50s.

I had seen a Sin City movie (Beach Ball) by this obscure scripter John Speed, and it too was filed with satire. But this time he & producer-director Lee provide the definitive riposte to that fascination with huge fake boobs that perhaps peaked in the late 1990s. Sure, Score magazine and porn labels like Brazzers and DD Busty would carry on in the 21st Century, but lately this tsunami of fauxness has subsided with the rise of so many popular jail-bait stars like Riley Reid taking over in popularity.

In her star-making role, Taylor Hayes is quite appealing amidst a slew of left-handed compliments from the script. Movie opens with her asleep with her boyfriend Steven St. Croix who has an erotic dream of humping Crystal Gold, latter suspended on a sex swing.

Hayes wakes up with jealous anger at her lover's infatuation with huge tits. We're shown Taylor's big naturals in contrast, and 90 minutes later both St. Croix and the viewer will have been cured of the fascination with the artificial, more than happy to appreciate Hayes' assets and overall beauty.

Tom Byron has a field day overdoing it playing a fantasy character who either corrupts or cures Steven of his fetish by providing him a pair of magic spectacles with which he can enter the parallel world of Boobtown. Byron's mumbo-jumbo "scientific" explanation of what he calls the "Third Dimension" (which he often pronounces like Dementia on purpose) is quite amusing. Main claim is that it came into being to create a balance or equilibrium as our world was headed to disaster with the rise of silicone breast enhancement becoming all the craze. Note that the glasses and central premise serve as an homage to Russ Meyer's breakthrough "Immoral Mr. Teas" and the slew of nudie cuties it ushered into existence.

A parade of massively built fake wonders populate the supporting cast, ranging from the now overlooked then current star Crystal Gold (memorable as the lead in "Cybersex", directed by Brad Armstrong for VIvid Video before his illustrious career at Wicked Pictures) to the huge-tits Whitney Wonders. They're all magnificent, ironically making the point that star Taylor Hayes is no passing fancy.

Considering the thousands of porn videos exploiting big boobs, Bud Lee sets the record straight here, once and for all.

A cinematic triumph of epic proportions, 'Boobtown', is by far one of the most touching pieces of cinema I have ever seen. It is a tour de force cinematic effort and I applaud all who took part in it. I am nooow a vegan because of this movie. Anyway, on to the story. it is about a young boy who doesn't want to grow up named Pety Pan who comes and touches a lot of kids and then takes them to boobtown where they will never have to grow up. I almost cried when Peter couldn't get it up. It was such a heartbreaking and emotional scene. It was a very powerful movie overall. and I recommend it to anyone who doesn't mind getting in touch with their emotions. But remember: you WILL need Kleenex while watching this movie....to clean up tears I mean

... glasses!

As in Carpenter's They live, this movie uses the trick of special glasses: here they help to see not aliens but big, big, tities! However, Taylor wears one too and in her two bar scenes with her red/purple dress, she is absolutely stunning! Even models can't have her true beauty then! She is first taken by Tom Geyser Byron then by two lesbians: last week, i wrote that lesbian threesome are usually disapointing but here it's hot especially with the dedicated Miss Andrews! Sure the movie is cheap and smells the very, very used sets (a bit like a sitcom) but Taylor look and energy worhs definitely the watching!