Rainwoman Seven

Presented as a two-parter (Rainwoman Seven and Rain Woman 8, even the titles inconsistently spelled), this awful riff on private eye movies by hack Cash Markman is convoluted, contradictory and intentionally insulting to the viewer. Worst of the two videos is #8, an asinine reuse of the same footage from #7 with some added scenes featuring the likes of Mike Horner and Kylie Ireland.

Nominal story line has Horner as private dick Bill Harlow hired to find Mark Davis's ex-girlfriend Sarah James. I tried hard to make sense of what followed, and the first stumbling block is that Sarah James is used as both the character name for top-billed star Sarah Jane Hamilton as well as Kitty Yung (misspelled Young in the credits.

Finished pair of movies retain sex footage of Hamilton but otherwise she is not present, from which I infer there must have been serious production problems and instead of reshooting they added Yung, to finish the incoherent movie.

In fact, when Horner interviews Yung, she tells him about Davis's missing mistress and we see two flashbacks of Hamilton having sex in that role, but eventually Horner returns the mistress Sarah James to Davis and she's Yung. I couldn't believe this anything-goes nonsense.

Kylie fares better as a very sexy blonde stripper who has sex with Horner. Their sex scene is repeated in its entirety in sequel, #8. Several portions of other sex scenes in #7, including a lengthy kink scene (featuring ben wa balls and fisting of Hamilton) also make up the bulk of #8.

Another main character, Danyel (misspelled Daniel in the credits) Cheeks, brings her big boobs to a sex scene with houseboy Steve Drake. In #8 she returns to service Horner in new footage in that clunker.

A busty star Lili Xene I wanted to see is wasted, having a sex scene in #7 and the briefest of excerpts in #8.

For more criticism by me, see IMDb's listing for #8. It's the pits.

Scotty Fox's Rainwoman Seven is an erotic adventure that will leave you breathless. This 1993 adult film is a must-watch for fans of the genre, with its steamy scenes and talented cast. The plot revolves around a woman, Rainwoman, who has an incredible sexual power: the ability to make her partners squirt with pleasure.

As the story unfolds, we are treated to a plethora of explicit and gratuitous scenes that will leave you wanting more. One of the most memorable moments involves Bionca and Sarah Jane Hamilton. Bionca teases Sarah's oily anus with beads before passionately fisting her vagina, driving her to a squirting frenzy. The raw intensity and unbridled passion in this scene will leave you breathless.

In an intense scene, Fallon engages in sexual intercourse with a man on the bed, culminating in her squirting, which results in urine splashing onto the man's face, all while Sarah Jane Hamilton observes. Lilli Xene is seen masturbating with a dildo while seated in front of a mirror, leading to her squirting, as Joey Verducci watches her.

And let's not forget the always captivating Kitty Yung, who delivers a solo performance that will leave you wanting more. On a brown couch, she teases and pleasures herself, building up to a powerful squirting orgasm that showcases her natural talent for eroticism.

The male performers in Rainwoman Seven also hold their own, providing strong and supportive performances that enhance the overall viewing experience. Joey Verducci, in particular, stands out as a confident and charismatic presence, providing a perfect counterbalance to the leading ladies' fierce sexuality.

The cinematography in the film is well executed, with creative camera angles and lighting techniques that enhance the eroticism of each scene. The use of close-ups and slow-motion captures the intensity of the moments, allowing viewers to revel in the raw passion on display. The production value, while not Hollywood-level, is commendable for an adult film of this era.

In terms of storytelling, Rainwoman Seven could have benefited from a more developed plot. While the concept of Rainwoman's sexual power is intriguing, the story feels somewhat thin, serving more as a framework to string together the explicit scenes. That being said, the performances and raw sexuality on display are more than enough to keep viewers entertained.