Once in a Blue Moon

Five amateurish vignettes, looking grubby because they're so badly shot, comprise this worthless feature, resurrected randomly by one of those "napster" type internet activist uploaders out to fight the copyright powers that be. It's lower than the low.

A scruffy brunette named Sherri masturbates with a dildo as she introduces each boring scene. Mostly blondes put out for the camera, just raw sex, with Marc Wallice (ugh!) playing a pool cleaner who tries to charge star Kelly Blue $1,000 for his work (she takes it out in trade). Combining two of porn's dumbest cliches, Marc the pool cleaner f*cks Kelly on a handy pool table! Now if only she was delivering pizza...

21st Century amateur porn is much better in technique than this sort of junk, giving vintage porn a bad name. If I had a physical copy (VHS, Beta or DVD) of this feature, I would have thrown it across the room into my waste basket.

Early 90`s Australian porn goddess Kelly blue, Kelly blue`s rather impressive behind, Marc Wallace and a purple felt pool table. Dreams are made of these things. I slept through the rest of this low budget series of pretty well unrelated narrated vignettes. I give it 2 stars, without Kell minus 2. Probably she would have gone on to make many more memorable moments if immigration hadn`t caught up with her.