Frank Thring is certainly a talented pornographer, and not above even going to New Zealand for some attractive location photography for this conclusion to an oddball ripoff of the Tolkien trilogy.
He's left out almost all of the story and action scenes, to naturally concentrate on XXX sex. With only a handful of extras, the battles from The Two Towers are over in a minute or two, with extreme chintziness and a touch of gore as the female version of Stryker (stunning blonde Saana) decapitates a warrior with her sword.
Gollum, aka "Smeggool", is reduced to a brief role, though he gets to hump Sammie (Vanessa Hill), the female version of the sidekick played by Sean Astin in the original. Star Lara Stevens as Sodo (eat your heart out Frodo) tosses the ring suddenly into a crummy shot of a volcano to wrap things up with the entirety of "Return of the King" omitted.
Director Thring is back with his incredibly phony white wig and beard as Bindolf, and gets to have sex with slave girl Vyona in a flashback. Nice work if you can get it, Frank!
Film climaxes in a celebratory 20-minute orgy by the seven members of the Fellowship, led by Silvia Saint. Then the two-part movie is explained away in voice-over as merely an erotic dream of Dimli (Simony Diamond), who suddenly as a blonde has a 21st Century threesome with George Uhl and Ian Tate to end the show.
Whether a ridiculous in-joke or mere sloppiness, the major role of Lord Madrigal is credited in both movies to Chuck Loads, the aged performer who is known colloquially (locally) as the oldest porn actor in Britain, but the role is played by Ian Tate aka Dirty Dog, immediately recognizable from his hundreds of roles in Brit Porn.
