Fauces de la noche

Feels 50/50.... Actors who can't act, stupid lines, useless dialogues, absolutely predictable plot full of clichés. But cool cars and mansions, music, outfits and cute faces.. neon saga about vampires. Romeo&Juliette vibe. Can watch once out of boredom. Don't expect much. Have nothing else to say actually.

What would you do, if two vampires hired you, to chauffer them around, while they bring their rivals down, in a night of butchery, would you stay or would you flee, could you accept all the carnage, maybe join their violent rampage.

Poor old Benny gets more than he bargained for when his evening as a chauffeur brings him face to face with two blood sucking beauties, although things become increasingly complicated as his curiosity gets the better of him and he discovers that beneath the surface, things aren't what they seem, both in the wider world and closer to home.

Nothing particularly original, especially the British villain (again), but competent stuff and not the worst variation on a theme you're likely to come across.

If you understand that this is supposed to be another one of Netflix's goofy horror movies, you will be pleasantly surprised. It's actually pretty charming. Not the best acting, not the best writing but I give it that 7 rating because it is absolutely rewatchable. On the longer side for horror flicks at 1:45 and I was entertained the entire time. Can't ask for much more from a shot in the dark stream!

Night teeth oozed with sexiness, which is always appreciated in Vampire Noir. However, when taking a deep dive into the plot, it was a bit aimless and lacked depth. Almost like arriving at a game already in progress and leaving before it finishes.

I was waiting a lot for this movie ever since i saw the first trailer. Its basically some of my favorite things mixed up, like vampires, love story, night of crazy things happening, it had all the ingredient for me to enjoy. Ultimately i did, but not as much as i wish i would have.

The story between the 3 main characters is overall well developed, and it made a lot of sense what happens between them, but this come at the price of a lot of dialogue and parts of the movies where not much happen outside of that. The movie could had expend its mythology a lot more too and explain a few things like for instance why the 2 ladies are that strong compare to other vamps, or why Victor has the same tatoo as Benny's brother Jay. They definately seem to have a past together but its not really explained? Was Victor a former Vampire hunter? Or i totally missed it. Somehow i feel a series could had been better with this material at expending instead of a movie.

I enjoyed the cameos of the more known actors altough ill admit Megan Fox as a vampire is something i wished lasted more than a few minutes.

Ultimately its kind of weird, i enjoyed it, but i think i had set my expectations too high in the first place like it would be the ultimate vampire movie of the decade for me while it was just "a fun time". But its definately worth a watch. I also hope they make a sequel.