Astérix y Obélix y el reino medio

Some funny moments but too many long sequences without jokes and, to be frank, not interesting. One kungfu fight would have been enough.

Totally useless cameo by soccer player Zlatan Something.

I liked the new Obelix, Gilles Lelouche gave to the character a lot that was missing in the lazy Depardieu acting. Canet was rather ineffective as Astérix. The character is supposed to be smart and funny, he played him as a bumbling idiot. A vegan Astérix ? What a stupid idea.

Cotillard was a very nice Cléopatre for the whole minute she is on screen. Cassel was, as usual, quite convincing as César. But his entourage was lackluster.

I was skeptical of this movie and did not plan on seeing it in a cinema, but then when the opportunity to view it in a small local theatre arose, I went for it. The advantage of the local theater that is in walking distance is that you can drink alcohol during the viewing. I managed 3 lagers and sadly that was not enough.

To be completely honest, there are things to like about this movie. Some of the jokes worked. The costumes, locations, effects and overall production value is very good. Ceasar and Cleopatra were fun to watch and carry the movie IMO. Why the bad rating you ask? I am sorry, but I cannot give any more points to a movie called Asterix & Obelix which gets the main character so completely wrong. It is a fundamental flaw that I can't get past. Asterix is supposed to be a smart, funny and likeable character. What have we got in this movie? He doesn't want to eat meat (but does anyway) and doesn't want to rely on the magic potion (but does anyway). The Magic potion side of things could have been a setup to showcase his wit and have him outsmart his oponents, such plotlines were done before but no, he just takes the potion as a hypocrite and carries on. Oh and there is a pointless loveinterest subplot. Imagine seeing this movie as your first encounter with Asterix and Obelix, which it for many kids probably is. The character onscreen is a nonagreable pretentios whiny hypocrite. Why anyone would want to watch any movies with THIS charater is baffling.

So much money spent on this movie and they couldn't afford anyone to write a decent script? It becomes more frustrating when you compare it to the last Animated movie, the secret of the magic potion. If you go one step beyond that, you get the excellent Mansion of the Gods movie, which means that there still are people who can write an engaging Asterix story out there.

This movie actually does more harm than it would if it were not made at all. If it does well at the box office, more such trash will be made. If it does poorly at the box office, the producers will think that the IP is dead and it can hinder any further Asterix movies ever being made. If future movies are to be made in the same spirit I guess the lesser evil would be not to have any more movies.

If you are a fan, then avoid this movie. If you are not, I can't see how this movie would turn you into one. Just forget it.

The first Asterix and Oblix movie was pretty much fun, but things went downhill from there with this as an absolute low. There are some funny moments but all in all it dragged on and on and on. None of the characters were really convincing, except for Oblix, Tatan and the empress. Asterix, who should be the leading hero, was exceptionally poor, really dull. The introduction of Ibrahimovic was useless with some predictable footbal jokes.

It may also have been the french humor, which isn't humor at all but just acting a bit silly and make it drag-on. Like Ceasar's writter who was a bit fun at first but become more and more anoying: "yes now we know, get on with it"

The year is approximately 50 B. C, Gaul is entirely occupied by the Romans commanded by Julius Caesar. Well, not entirely..One small village of indomitable gauls still holds out against the invaders. 4 Roman camps surround the village and still unable to conquer it. Asterix is worried about the long-term health impact of using the magic potion excessively. But he knows that the Gauls cannot fight the Romans without it. And the life is not easy for the Roman legionaries whose garrison surrounds the fortified small village located in Armorica. There live our friends, the intelligent hero Asterix (Guillaume Canet replaces Christian Clavier, Clovic Corlillac, Edouard Baer), the menhir delivery man and addicted to wild boar Obelix, the venerable aging druid with his potion which gives the drinker incredible energy, the majestic, hot-tempered, brave chief of the tribe, among others. As always, the perilous missions that eventually emerge are immediately trusted to shrewd, cunning Asterix . And Obelix (Gilles Lellouche stand-in Gerard Depardieu), ready to drop everything and go off on a new adventure with Asterix, this time towards China and fighting, as usual, against the stupid Romans, pirates and a mean Julius Caesar. The village has Unhygienix (Jason Chicandier) the fish monger, Cacofonix (Philippe Katerine) the guy who cannot sing, Vitalstatistix (Jérôme Commandeur) the village chief, Getafix (Pierre Richard), the honorable druid who brews magic formulas, his speciality is the potion which gives the drinker superhuman strength, Panacea (Angèle) the damsel and so on. There arrives Princess Fu Yi (Julie Chen), the only daughter of the Chinese Emperor Han Xuandi (91-48 BC), escaped from a rogue prince, Deng Tsin Qin (Bun Hay Mean), and fleeing to Gaul, seeking help from Asterix and Obelix .

Full of fights, noisy action, chases, jokes, customs critical about way of life and modern anachronisms that's common thing in the classic comic books. This is a nice adventure with big fun and comical incidentes here and there, and has Asterix and his inseparable friend battling, as usual, against silly Romans. Plenty of action, amusement, fun fights, battles and punches, adding modern anachronisms. The flick brilliantly captures spectacular adventures, tongue-in-check, irony, satire , absurd humour from original comic books drawn by Albert Uderzo and writing credits by Rene Goscinny. As always, on the finale the village people celebrating a wild party and eating boars in a gargantuan lunch, though here adding an unappropriate parody to ¨Dirty dancing¨movie .

Packs sympathetic first appearance of Cleopatra acted by Marion Cotillard -who formerly performed Monica Belucci married to Vincent Cassel-, along with Julius Caesar played by Vincent Cassel and previously interpreted by Gottfried John, Alain Chabat, Alain Delon. Several notorious French secondary actors appear, such as José Garcia, Philippe Katerine, Audrey Lamy, Zlatan Ibrahimovic, Ramzy Bedia, Linh-Dan Pham of Indochina. And, of course, the likeable pirates and their damned sinking ship show up as well. The movie was regular but professionally directed by Guillaume Canet, being lavishly budgeted with a cost 65 million euros, which is enormous for French cinema: at the time of its release, it was in the top 10 of France's most expensive movies. This passable fifth entry shot in live acting was preceded by ¨Asterix vs. Caesar¨ directed by Claude Zidi with Christian Clavier, Robert Benigni , Laetitia Casta , Arielle Dombasle , ¨Asterix and Cleopatra¨ by Alain Chabat with Monica Belucci , Jamel Debbouze, Claude Rich , Marina Fois , Gérard Darmon and ¨Asterix and the Olympic Games¨ by Frederic Forrestier with Clovis Cornillac , Santiago Segura, Monica Cruz , Jean Pierre Castaldi and Janel Debouzze; ¨Astérix & Obélix: Au service de sa Majesté¨ by Laurent Tirard with Gérard Depardieu, Edouard Baer, Vincent Lacoste, Valérie Lemercier, Catherine Deneuve. The film will appeal to Asterix and Obelix fans , it's an enjoyable entertaining for kids, grown-ups and nostalgics.

This film is an insult to Goscinny's work, which has already been well damaged.

Some people think that the film is offensive or incorrect and that this is the reason for the negative reviews, but let me reassure you, it is not. It is a pretext. The movie sucks, plain and simple. The story consists of a series of scenes that aim to place as many people as possible who are known (only in France for the most part) and who have no acting skills. Even the well-known and usually professional actors pale in comparison.

I didn't retain a single positive point. Oh yes, among the jokes, each one more desolate than the other, the lengths that are not funny at all (personally I would be ashamed if I had made such a lousy movie, I would have hidden and would never have assumed) and the script that would have been better if it had been written by a 9 year old.

Finally, this film is everything that is wrong with French cinema, plus the budget. You put your buddies, celebrities, you ask for a maximum of subsidies for a null result, and you take advantage of your knowledge in the media to inflate the box office and talk about this film every day as if the French cinema depended on it.

And personally, what I found most lamentable is that Guillaume Canet (the director) has arrogated to himself the role of the main character when he is not at the level.

It doesn't make you laugh, it makes you cry.