Ouija Shark

Sure, with a title such a "Ouija Shark", I must confess that I didn't haven any expectations for this 2020 movie from writer David A. Lloyd and director Brett Kelly. However, the movie could just happen to have been so bad that it would be an enjoyable movie, as sometimes that turns out to be the case with these super low budget creature features.

But as it turned out, "Ouija Shark" was a bad movie, in fact it was a terrible movie. But unfortunately it wasn't one of those movies where it was so bad that it was actually tragically fun and enjoyable to watch. No, "Ouija Shark" was just plain and downright horrible.

The acting in this 2020 movie was as to be expected, so don't get your hopes up for any award-winning performances. You know what you get here even before the movie starts. Yeah, it was that kind of movie.

The special effects in "Ouija Shark" were atrocious, and it was also the main reason why the movie failed. I mean, if they had just opted for a proper shark effect, one that actually looked like a living, moving and animated shark instead of a horrible toy replica, the movie would have fared so much better. Special effects are essential for a movie such as this, and the CGI and effects team just botched it terribly.

I am rating "Ouija Shark" a mere one out of ten stars, and it is definitely in the top 10 of worst movies I have had the misfortune of suffering through. It is a terrible movie, so take heed and don't waste your time, money or effort on it.

It is literally EXACTLY what you think it will be.

This is just embarrassing. 99% of the budget must have gone to the poster and title which make it seem like it is at least possible this could be worth watching or at least funny. But no this is horrible in every way possible. A terrible script if there even is one at all, actors who are clearly just a group of friends who decided one day "let's make a movie!" and the lowest technical quality you can imagine. Why would you people even make this? Don't you feel any embarrassment?

Imagine if a high school student with no interest in film had to make a movie for a class project and got a D-. That's the level of quality seen here. I kid you not, I cracked up two seconds into the opening shot, at the audio and video quality.

Every single aspect of this movie is an F. But it's pretty hilarious. I laughed a lot. I give it 6 stars on the SoBad scale. The only thing keeping it from being a rewatchable classic is that half the movie is long useless scenes of nothing. Padded with long opening credits and hilariously slow closing credits, the actual movie is only an hour. But you can see the struggle to make it feature length with all these annoyingly boring scenes of walking. (1 viewing, 6/13/2022)

This movie is garbage, it's like someone made it in he basement of their home with nothing to do. It was poorly made and the shark they used in this film was joke. An epic failed film. Better luck next time.