R.E.G.I.N.A. I Am

I can guarantee you one thing....in real life, the writer/director/lead actor drives a white windowless van. How does something like this even get "released"? It's literally recorded (not filmed) on a cell phone. The lighting though is the best....direct like 8000k bright white lighting for all shots. If this was done for a 5th grade art class project I would say nice try. But no....adults are in this. (And one creepy van driving dude).

A creepy 60 year old dude lives in his 50 years old mother's attic, and creates the most advanced robot on earth with the help of some crispy socks. His gorgeous but sweaty 25 years old best friend comes to visit and discovers the robot, Regina. An instant classic! I won't spoil the movie, you got to see it by yourself with some friends and some beer, and find a game to do while you're watching. I can't give more than 2 stars since you got to provide the entertainment by yourself, but I imagine that it could be a good laugh.

It's obviously someone who wanted to tell a story, but had no idea how to do so. Camera work is probably done by one of the little sisters, editing maybe done on a phone, it's hard to tell, everything is too amateurish to be taken seriously, or to be taken like a "real" production.

I can see what they were going for, but... I don't think it's going to redeem anything. So yeah, nothing serious, try to have a laugh (I don't think they took it too seriously either), so no harm there.

Obviously filmed on cell phones, the story is ridiculous, the free use TikTok soundtrack is lame and the "special effects" are laughable. Spease making himself the leading man surrounded by beautiful women, even if this is a comedy, is nothing more than a narcissist's wet dream.

If only they had actual actors, knew how to frame a shot, could keep the camera in focus and Spease actually realized how ridiculous his frizzed out dyed hair looked, this MIGHT have been good enough for Rifftrax someday...

Imagine a student film from the early 1970s where the guy promised his friends beer and pizza to act in his film, but only gave them Tab and crackers.

It would still have been filmed and acted better than this.

Regina is hot and can sing. The movie itself is so laughable we laughed a lot. It's really incredible. 😂