Ouija Hosts

This movie starts off slow then puts on the brakes to slow down even further. Nothing happens, ever. I don't really know how this is a horror. I mean the nothing is annoying, it's some "paranormal" investigator saying over and over "Are there any spirits here?" And, "I'm sorry I invaded your space." Meaningless drivel that just slowed the thing down to a crawl. Better to miss this one. Now IMDb has gone insane and requires 600 words for review to be.posted so I am writing my complaint about the ridiculous minimum word count. It is stupid but I expect nothing less from the assh0ole oligarch that owns this site.

The time I wasted on this I can't believe it *The Characters are weak *The story is old and boring.

*The director did a bad job *The camera angle is very bad some time you can see something block the view *The Camera man keep shakeing *Back to the camera angle some times the actors are not shown in the camera view *The voice director did a very bad job some time the voice is very low and on the other is very loud!!!!

*The Actress (Chelsea Greenwood) She spaced a lot like she can't recall the script and she is very cold she can't react in time *The acters keeps laughing for no reason ----------- And all that in the first 28 minute of the film.

Sure, I had never heard about this 2021 horror movie titled "Ouija Hosts". But I still opted to sit down and watch it, since it was a horror movie that I hadn't already seen. And yeah, the movies with the word 'Ouija' in its title are usually shoddy movies hardly worth the time of day, yet I still opted to give director Steven M. Smith's 2021 movie the benefit of the doubt.

However, writers Tom Jolliffe and Steven M. Smith put together a script and storyline that was dull, boring and mundane. The movie was essentially just a bunch of people sitting around a laughably hipster Ouija board, asking questions while strange bumps sounded in the vicinity around them. Yeah, you're not in for anything grand, should you opt to sit down and watch "Ouija Hosts".

Needles to say that I wasn't familiar with a single actor or actress on the cast list here. Well, aside from Louisa Warren, as I have seen more than my fair share of low budget questionable horror movies.

Visually then you're not in for anything at all here, unless you consider hand-held, wobbly camera work as being interesting. And the movie doesn't have a speck of special effects in it either to spruce it up.

If you are a horror fan, do yourself a favor and skip on director Steven M. Smith's "Ouija Hosts", because it just simply isn't worth the time, money or effort, take it from someone who suffered through the ordeal, so you don't have to.

My rating of "Ouija Hosts" lands on a two out of ten stars.

If you like the Paranormal Activity movies, you will probably enjoy this. Personally, I think they're a snooze-fest. Boring, with a capital BORE.

The movie follows a group of paranormal "investigators" looking for ghosts in an abandoned mansion in England. It's about as boring as you would expect that activity to be. And... just like the "Paranormal Activity" movies, the only "interesting" bits - if you can call anything about this movie "interesting" - happens in the last five to ten minutes. I swear, the director / writer must have seen "Paranormal Activity" and said.. "oh, yeah? Here.. hold my beer."

The actors where.. meh. Jenny is the only one who I think could MAYBE make it as an actress, but Sara... Good Lord, that woman's voice is annoying!

OUIJA HOSTS is an absolute trainwreck of a film where nothing exciting, shocking, nor suspenseful happens as director/co-writer/co-star/co-producer Steven M. Smith (DEAD AGAIN, SCARE ATTRACTION, THE HOWLING) fails upon installing anything to stir up the viewers' interest, unless they yearn to see actors and actresses standing around in corners of the living room for 90 minutes without any type--Any Type--of action happening in sight as it only makes OUIJA HOSTS an easily disposable film that is clearly worth skipping. Fake ass hosts of a fake ass British TV show stay in a fake ass haunted mansion. End result = Narrated weak fake ass shot-on-a-phone piss-poor dirge. Go see GHOSTWATCH (1992) instead.