Ebola Rex

Terror is contagious in Ebola Rex, the insane new horror film coming early next month from Wild Eye Releasing. If you're into indie creature features with over-the-top monsters, does it get any better than an infectious T-Rex? When watching the trailer, you can really get a feel for how ridiculous the film is (which seems to be by design), but that's always a big part of the fun when watching movies like this. Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could give a T. Rex Ebola, they didn't stop to think if they should give a T. Rex Ebola. I have seen kindergarten movies with a higher budget than this and they had the forethought to not make their production about a diseased 50 foot tall CG dinosaur.

What is this film? What is happening? Why is Mike like that? I hate it. I love it. It's the worst movie I've ever sat through. I am blessed to have watched it.

I don't know what the plot was supposed to be, it didn't seem to be very clear or well thought out. Felt like a bunch of random clips slapped together with a mediocre cgi t-rex. It was perfect.

Genuinely though I will never watch this movie again. It was painful, even though it gave me and my friends an occasional laugh. I thought Mike was going to be a much better character than he was but that was expecting way too much of this film. He was the best actor though, which also isn't saying much.

When the dinosaur ate the guy it made a realistic splatter of blood. The Ebola Rex itself is a terrifying thought of itself. What if these ancient beings carried viruses and rampaged across the world? I shudder at the thought. With a great cast and great use of realistic and cheesy cgi, this movie has become one of my favs.

This movie is one of the best ones ever made. The subtle nods and themes of the movie are well paced and perfectly crafted. There's nothing much to say about this movie other than it's perfect in nearly every way. I will 100% watch again.

This "Movie" has no redeeming value whatsoever. I'm quoting movie because this....thing is less than an hour if you cut the credits, and even shorter if you cut the useless host segments. So what we essentially have here is 20 minutes of a really strange looking dude walking in the woods with a toy gun, 20 (bizarre) minutes of a gay male couple engaging in violent foreplay in a poorly lit basement, 2 minutes of someone in a Mel Novak mask talking to a computer monitor, and 2 minutes of Atari level special effects. No story, no pacing, no characterization, no structure, no payoff. So, basically everything we've come to expect from this filmmaker (who apparently changed his name to Dark Infinity--CRINGE).

I can't do zero stars, unfortunately. Please stay far far away. You'll wish you had.