Terror at Bigfoot Pond

The whole thing was filmed like a poor persons home movie. The bigfoot actor was the worst by far.

And believe me, I use that term very loosely.

This barely resembled a movie per se; not only was the acting atrocious (it sounded like a first read through for all the emotion anyone showed throughout), the $5 lighting budget meant that you couldn't see anything at all for good chunks of the 'movie'.

Not to mention when you finally saw the bigfoot, it looked like a cheap mangled space alien halloween costume smeared with ketchup. Hah... if absolutely everything else hadn't been so irritating, that's where I would have laughed out loud and might have gotten some enjoyment out of this thing.

You should probably know you're in for something 'quality' when a movie starts with a 10 min driving montage that makes you want to dig your eyeballs out with a spoon, but I hoped in vain it would improve. Hahahaa... yeah.

I mean... really? A 2020 movie and this is the best you can put out? I can take better and more entertaining video of my dog wandering around the yard looking for a spot to poop.

So yeah, it's a 'no' from me. There are better ways to spend the run time than watching this. Like plucking nostrils hairs, changing nappies, scrubbing the toilet... :)

This absolute Smack in the Teeth of a film, and I use the word film very grudgingly, never ever made it to release in this timeline. Somehow another universe, teeming with hairy knuckled, window licking nincompoops flicked against ours and this debacle was farted into existence. I can't even sick up enough words to describe it to you,,, an estimated budget of $280,000,, I can only assume one of the crew paid $279,990 for a coffee and they shot the "film" on what was left. I'm away to blast myself in the face with a big stick, it'll be a step up after watching that.

Wow, one of the worst B films I've ever seen. Seriously long intro with the WORST freaking music. There's a very drawn out and boring skinny dipping scene, right in the beginning, where the whole group of friend's are geared up to "go skinny dipping!" And then they all just stand there awkwardly in the water. It's such an unnecessary scene. Really wish I would have stopped watching there. But no, I had to continue on to see the HORRIBLE Halloween of a Bigfoot costume. This is a film not worth the time to watch it.

I've worked at a film studio and I appreciate how hard it is to script, film, and edit a movie.

But I can't get over how bad this one was. If my eyes had been closed and I'd heard the opening music, I would've assumed I was about to watch a children's puppet show. Unfortunately, my eyes were open for the whole thing... And for some reason, I just couldn't look away.

I hoped it would get better, but alas, I was sadly mistaken. The lack of a flowing storyline was the smallest flaw. Awkward semi-naked scenes made it somewhat creepy from the start, but certainly not creepy in the way they intended. Let's not even bring the fluffy and oddly tech-savvy Bigfoot into it.

The dialogue was sorely lacking in both substance and genuineness. And the characters talking themselves through exactly what they're doing/should do/are going was somewhat annoying. No anticipation, no suspense, and no terror.

Sorry guys and ladies. I appreciate the work that went into this, but if you're serious about making films, I recommend doing a couple of courses before you make another movie.

Looking forward to seeing improvement next time, though :)