Bigfoot or Bust

I thought I was settling in to watch a campy and funny movie, but what I got was a bunch of great grandmas covered in a wrinkle in time.......in fact......a lot of wrinkles in time......in costumes that would make their grandkids cringe and change their names. There's absolutely nothing redeemable about this movie to recommend it for anyone to watch.

The canned laughter is annoying and the costume of the bigfoot is so bad that at times you can see the straps that tied it together in the back, it's about the quality one would expect to get at Target. I'm willing to bet that every actress in this movie was alive when the US flag had fewer than 48 stars....yes they're that old.

No plot worth wasting time on. The women are way too old, flabby and gross to be "hot" in a movie like this. Looks like mid-life crisis on film. Bigfoot is a dude in a bad costume who goes around chasing people. These old ladies are hunting it even though this looks like the first time they ever held a weapon. Like flab on a trampoline?

I commend the producers of this flick for giving senior citizens starring acting roles. However, please not in bikinis and daisy dukes.

Go back and watch "The Man Show." Much better girls on trampolines...

If you ever wondered what it would look like if your grandmother and her friends from the nursing home fought a man in a horrible Halloween Bigfoot costume, you just hit the jack pot. Now if you also wanted to see those grandmas exploited , congrats, you just hit double jack pot. Remember when movies took talent and craft? Heck with that, now just rent a crappy camera and a pathetic costume and start shooting. Who cares, right? That should have been the name of the movie. "Screw it, this dumpster fire is probably someone's fetish. " , someone producer probably said. Also, why do these IMDb reviews have to be so long now?

From start to finish this movie knew it's audience, and I'm it. It's story progressed perfectly with twists that were unexpected. The acting was great with an unforgettable sound track with nothing but bangers that will have you singing along like "I don't wanna be a Bigfoot no more". Rarely in my life do I resonate with a character in a deep and meaningful way and boy howdy did I with the Bigfoot. The amount of emotion that was broadcasted through his face and acting is superb. Even with no lines I felt a-tune to the supposed monster. This was all done with a perfect, tasteful amount of cleavage. A must watch for all who like Bigfoot and women.