Last of the Grads

Not even charlie could save this movie, had to watch this in x2 speed because of how bland and boring it was. Perhaps if greg was the main character or even just lived a little bit longer this movie would have been a little better, the only emotional part of the movie was when officer greg got his face reduced to literal mush after it got stomped on once. The only funny moment of this movie was when officer greg said the inspiring quote "limp-dick turbo-virgin loser". The only attractive character in this movie was officer greg with his luscious jesus looking hair. Total waste of an hour and 53 minutes.

Charles White produces an absolutely incredible performance. He carries this movie on his greasy back in way that is unmatched by any other performance in cinematic history.

I am a better man for having watched this movie ( entirely due to Charles Whites performance) and amazingly my testosterone levels actually increased by 690% the day after I watched the movie. I finally got my first pube, and Charles White takes full credit for this miracle.

My one critism ( if you can even call it that) is that even though watching this movie was the greatest moment of my life, it has simultaneously ruined every other movie for me as nothing can even produce even 1% of the pure testosterone- fulled Mastery of Charles Whites performance.

Thank you Charles White, I will never forget this masterpiece.

I rented this movie because my girlfriend and I are big fans of Cr1tikal (Charlie White) who had been promoting this on his Youtube page for months. I followed the production on Instagram and it looked promising, even boasting the participation of the same color grader who worked on "It Follows" which is a great film. This is not. It starts out decently and it looks well made, maybe a bit bright, like a soap opera. Over the course of the film it gets worse and worse. The gore FX look like wax and water dyed red in an obvious way, the script isn't great, and not a single character is more than a mere archetype or trope. Before most kills (not all, but most) there is a complete lack of build up or suspension and then the deaths kinda just happen in five seconds and are done. Overall,it's not unwatchable, but it's not worth watching again.

Not much good going on here. The beginning was so bad, I skipped through it. Good lord, the fans of officer Greg are actually right. Sadly his was some of the best acting of the entire movie.

This would have been a I forgetful b movie but the performance of officer Greg played by Charles white jr delivers a marvel worthy performance I was left in awe ...