A Gruta

Don't watch this movie if you can help it. It's the worst movie I've ever seen. Seems to have been made by amateurs. There is not one single redeeming feature and the plot - if you can call it a plot, well, perhaps a mini-plot- is beyond all credibility. Seems a mockery of every type of serious plot in this genre. Loads of inexplicable and unexplained things happen.

I gave it 0 of 10. I never gave such a low rating. After a few minutes I started advancing the frames just to know if there was any plot to this at all and how it might end. So I probably wasted half an hour of my life, but at least not the whole hour and a half plus.

It's between a 0 and 5. Higher rating if you see this as a C rated movie or a comedy (dark maybe). On the lower side if you see this as those involved are trying to make a serious piece of work here. If this is trying to be a suspenseful film or a horror movie or simply religious propaganda then the writer(s) fail miserably. I dont know if it was translated well or dubbed over poorly so, maybe the blame is on the director and editing team. Scenes would end with you expecting the next scene to carry on smoothly with where they were going. However you get scenes that are thrown in (minor intimations) and the characters in places that we didn't get to see the cause of.

Very boring and waste of time movie. Boring actor no horror low quality movie. It doesn't fit to any genre. Low quality acting. You guys need to improve a lot lot lot.

I watched this hoping all the way through that it would get better. I love B movies but, some of the ones I've seen lately are trying to change my mind. The acting was bad, the storyline was weak and no horror. The Church was the phenomenal.

One extra star for scenery of the cathedral, which others have also praised. Other than that, not much else to give positive input on. It is so bad that you might have fun inviting friends over for a good laugh while getting lit.

First off, if you're watching it on Amazon Prime like I did, it does help to adjust it to the original Brazilian with subtitles, because the English dub is reeeally bad. Or if you're going for the fun of it, definitely watch the dubbed version.

This mess is supposed to be horror and I suppose by some stretch it could be classified as such. Is there a genre for just dumb? Anyway, we go back and forth between the backstory of a group of spelunkers touring a grotto, to a hospital where the one survivor is being questioned by a nun and a really creepy woman detective and to a beautiful cathedral. The scenes in the grotto are so mind numbingly stupid...so incomprehensibly bizarre...so headscratchingly hilarious-all while being performed by awful actors having to recite a terrible script-that you simply don't know whether to laugh or just yell expletives at the screen.

What's this film even about? I DON'T KNOW! What's it trying to say? NOT A CLUE! There is nothing good to say about this movie...except for the cathedral.

A grudging 2/10.