Ataque en el aire

The title says it all (can't give it a zero). My review was not accepted with only the title, so I have added the following:

This is likely the worst movie I have watched (see below) in the past 10 or 15 years. I have a pretty high tolerance for trash; but... in this case I only managed a few minutes. Then just to be sure. I spot watched a few minutes at random times through the "video".

Graphics? 0/10 Acting? Acting? Really? 0/10 Plot? 0/10

Pure trash.

It is bad. The sets are visibly reused and if I noticed that you messed up. It's very stupid and at times it's weirdly slow in the middle which is a big no when your movie is dumb.

But it is called "Airliner Sky Battle." You didn't watch it thinking it was gonna be good and I didn't either.

For positives: the acting's probably too good for this thing even though it's not great, the effects (while underused) are better than I thought they would be and are fun at times in how wonky what they made the CGI artists try and make look fine. Plus no character makes you want to put your head through a wall. That's always nice.

If it was edited a little shorter it would be quite entertaining. It has some really weird plane motions, some laugh out loud wrong physics moments and some very silly dialogue that the actors dead face pretty admirably but not quite enough of it.

It is slower than you'd like but almost a good bad movie.

Not gonna see it again. It doesn't deserve Amazing Bulk comparisons.

The problem with airplane movies is that although looks good there is a clear lack of knowledge by the film makers of the physics of aerodynamics. Frankly not real and even not good fiction. I was hoping that some sense would eventually prevail but nothing. Down to the detail of two engine throttles for a four engined aircraft !!

I love Bai Ling - but neither her nor anyone else could save this movie. She also has a small part in this and while I love her is as unconvincing as most of the rest of the cast. Having said that, almost everyone struggles with the dialog. And while I think we can safely say it isn't Oscar material they have to recite, some make it even worse with their ... acting abilities.

At times I was thinking about cutting off my ears ... I'm kidding, I'd never do that. Also one can mute a movie ... I probably should have done that ... come to think of it ... Anyway, stir clear and away from this would be my advice.

Rubbish, entertaining rubbish, only to be laughed at. This film is funny rubbish. 4/10 because it did make smile through out, it's terrible, but not quite "it's that terrible it's amazing!" Literally watch this if you have seen everything you've ever wanted to see in the universe, I feel dirty watching and reviewing this, so I'm off for a bath.