[first lines]
Rand: [watching stolen home movie] Goddamn...!
Tommy Lee: [on tape] Hi, gorgeous!
Uncle Miltie: This is so... private. It's like we're seeing something we're not supposed to be seeing.
Rand: I know.
Pamela Anderson: [on tape] Oh, my God! Look at my fucking husband. Look at my beautiful husband.
Uncle Miltie: [wistfully] Which is kind of what makes it so fucking hot.
Pamela Anderson: [on-screen kiss] I love you so much.
Rand: I know.
[nods]
Uncle Miltie: I mean, if this thing ever got out...
Pamela Anderson: Tommy...
Tommy Lee: Yes?
Pamela Anderson: When you gonna get me preggo?
Tommy Lee: I'm tryin'.
Pamela Anderson: [contented] Oh, my God. I'm one lucky camper.
