Nurses of Boobsville

At the bottom of Adam & Eve's barrel we have this all-sex feature showcasing actresses with big tits, such as the once-famous, larger-than-life Carmen Hayes. It's overtly insulting to the viewer, 180 degrees from the quality Couples Romance porn that made Adam & Eve famous a decade earlier.

Trying to watch this unrelenting immersion in footage of bouncing, oversize tits, I was reminded of a peculiar, sort of under the radar porn phenomenon of a decade later, now that internet junk rules in Adult porn distribution. We have the "sissy training" video. In case you haven't seen one, it's a modernized version of the sort of indoctrination media made famous in Kubrick's "A Clockwork Orange", where poor Malcolm McDowell is forced to watch (with toothpicks keeping his eyes wide open) movie montages of violence to "cure him" of his violent impulses.

The viewer as "sissy" gets to watch on-line images of beautiful girls intercut with shots of big dicks, both male and trans-female models, supposedly to induce allegiance to gay/trans porn content.

"Boobsville" similarly overloads the viewer with low-angle shots of five mega-built actresses in five dumb vignettes, dressed as nurses but bouncing their bare boobs for the camera. There's some slapstick running around, scored to a cover of the "Yackety Sax" (Boots Randolph classic) music famously used by Benny Hill in his fab TV sketches of speeded-up motion scenes in the '70s.

Perhaps insidious, even in this mindless porn exercise there is an underlying theme of the viewer, namely one of us poor slobs in videoland who enjoys watching pornography, as a mental case.

Show begins with Eric Swiss wheeled into a sanatorium by nurse Sara Stone in fetish nurse costume, soon inspiring him to f*ck her, a respite from his mental illness. Later, we have a scene of Tommy Gunn humping statuesque Riley Evans, leading after his cum shot (on her breasts, mandatory) he's back in his strait-jacket. And at home Dane Cross is blasted out of his stupor by the seductive starlet Evie Delatosso. That scene is perhaps the most ridiculous, in that Dane was already typecast as the all-time #1 MILF magnet in porn, yet here he is with a young girl who happens to have MILF-sized big tits.

It's pure crap, and the end credits reveal key work behind the camera (as production manager and in charge of wardrobe), Jane Hamilton, better-known as all-time greatest porn actress Veronica Hart, who only a few years earlier was a top director at VCA Pictures doing story-driven content, which of course has been obliterated lately by gonzo.