Megalodon Rising

I'm pretty easy going. I like most movies, particularly about giant creatures.. King Kong, Godzilla, Megalodon sharks, crocodiles, spiders BUT this movie was such a disappointment. It was disjointed and boring.. I had to fast forward through most of it. What I found most disappointing was Tom Sizemore.. I've always liked him but his appearance in this movie was bizarre. He was always sitting down and looked like he had a rod down his back.. he did not look well.. I also didn't quite get his exact role and why he was always in a seated position., I just found it strange .. I did not like this movie..

This is one of those movies that touts a known "star" (Sizemore) who is barely in the movie.

In addition, they add a prehistoric shark to rise the interest level. And for some reason throw in a CHinese connection to pander to hem.

The main actors -- you know the ones who are in every scene -- are talentless. Literally. Looks lke this was largely an equity hire. They are unwatchable.

Sizemore pops up periosically from an office separate from the rest of the movie. It's obvious he did all his scenes in a few hours from the office and they just cut it in later.

For some reason he's sweating profusly. Frankly, I think he's back on the juice.

Youll be hard pressed to check out the shark -- it's only in it for like 3 seconds at the end when all the bad actors try to kill it with rifles -- inclding one guy with a nazi helmet on (I'm not joking)

Worst movei I've seen in 5 years.

Jus Don't, there's nothing good about this. Absolutely nothing. Waste of time. You're better of not watching this absolute garbage.

The movie waste's no time in letting you know that this is from "The Asylum". I should stop here as you have been provided with all the information you need. Recommended, nah.

Is there a competition about who's gonna make the worst movie?

If it is this one is a winner so far.