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Saw Bruce Willis as the starring role and just knew I would like it. He must owe someone a lot of money. Absolutely his worst film. Very poorly written. Terrible acting. Not even a good story. Anyone who paid money to see this should start a gofundme to get reimbursed not only for the money they spent, but for damages as well. I am writing this as I am watching the movie and it keeps getting worse. I am having trouble coming up with at least the six hundred characters needed to complete this gawd awful review so please bear with these last sentences. It is a 90 minute movie that only needed 20 minutes.

This movie was terrible. The acting was lackluster, scenes were slow moving and silly at times, and the storyline, for the most part, made no sense. In the beginning of the movie it was quite difficult to understand one of the actors - we had to rewing and turn on suntitles.

96 minute film, 70 minutes too long

Every single scene is stretched out beyond imagination, packed with needless and unrealistic dialogue. There's a scene where a man tells another to deliver these letters, a normal person would reply "okay" or "sure" etc... but the guy ended up waffling on and on for ages about how he will deliver the letters.

Bruce Willis does not act. He just repeats his spoon fed lines with little to no emotion.

Jake, the antagonist, is the biggest imbecile villain ever, constantly making mistake after mistake, doing the dumbest things. And his motive is rubbish anyway. Goes on this failed murdering spree just because someone shot his meth dealing, murdering father in the knee.

Captain East is the most incompetent cop, fails to do the simplest tasks properly and literally is narrating himself the entire time. One scene he is narrating his walking "left foot, right foot" etc.

Chloe (Ashley Greene) was the best actor of a crap bunch.

The music was obnoxiously loud, drowning out dialogue half the time, and the music choice was terrible, it's like they asked a 3 year old to click randomly on Spotify.

Then there's another villain called Virgil, who I couldn't for the life of me understand half of what he was saying. He sounded like an Italian trying to do a Southern USA accent, and ended up sounding like a croaking frog.

Christ, what a chappy film, given as a 10-15 minute short film, probably would've been decent, but too long too rubbish.

I've never felt the need to leave a review for a movie before, but I had to. Sometimes movies are all bad, this isn't the case. The script was average and predictable, but overall it at least had a story that sounded interesting enough to watch. The acting wasn't the worst you'll ever see, mainly because of Bruce Willis. The director of this movie should be absolutely ashamed of himself though. The lines were poor, the editing of the movie was diabolical and I've never fancied myself as a director before, but it felt like minimum effort that even a complete novice couldn't have screwed this up so badly. The acting was the only good thing about this movie, despite clearly being directed to do/say things that didn't flow well or feel right for that scene, they made the most of it.

Should you watch it? Sure. But only if you're sat on your phone throughout and only looking up when something barely watchable comes along. I certainly wouldn't schedule this in as a 'Must watch', it's something to put on in the background whilst you're doing something else and already bored out of your mind.

I've seen movies much worse than this one before, but this is the only one that I felt had so much more going for it but the director completely botched it and turned a potential 5 out of 10 into a 2.

This movie actually made me sad for Bruce Willis. He is ruining his acting legacy with movies like this. But in the end I did give it a generous 3 stars mainly because it is so bad it makes for a fun watch but only because my husband and I could not stop laughing at the absurdity of the dialogue, the plot (holes) and the fact that despite various stabbings, multiple gunshot wounds, being burnt, buried and nearly decapitated, these characters refuse to die. They all just keep getting up from their various injuries and staggering forward like zombies.

The plot holes are so huge you just have to (again) laugh at the absurdity of them. The acting is so sub-par and the writing so amateurish this movie is sure to get a Razzie award.

So go ahead and give it a watch if you are amused by movies that are so bad they are fun to watch just to pick them apart. But know that at the same time your heart will hurt a little bit for Bruce and his choice to be a part of this.