El Conde

The B/W cinematography is one of the best elements of the movie whilst the nun character is pretty useless because everything just could have unfolded in the same way without it.

Regardless the latter, the performances are great, but I think Chilean audiences should understand in a better way the jokes, allusions to Pinochet family and his actual political history than any other. I think that's not very efficiently worked in the script.

In the other hand what the script does work smartly enough is the relationship between him and his wife Lucia showing clearly who was in charge of everything.

A weird, not fully accomplished but in a way entertaining movie.

Great premise; oddly executed. Chile's brutal fascistic former leader Pinochet was actually a vampire who started as a soldier in Napoleon's army. This film takes place while he's living in seclusion after faking the death all the world thinks it had witnessed. The Church sends a brilliant young nun there to try saving whatever soul may lie within him, and snatch what she can find among his massive hidden wealth for the Kingdom of God. His non-vampiric wife and five middle-aged children have their own financial aspirations, gathering in anticipation of the REAL death the old guy now wants. Pinochet can't remember where he stashed all the documentation of his global holdings, accounts and investments, so the hunt begins.

This setup could have played out as a zany farce, mocking real-life historic figures, as was done in the delightfully caustic satire, The Death of Stalin (2017). But this pursues a completely opposite comedic direction. It's shot in extremely gloomy B&W, in bleak and barren settings resembling a ghost town in a desert. The lack of color links it to the seminal vampire flicks of the 1930s -'40s, tones down the visceral impact of the gory stuff, and amplifies the craven aspects of human nature. Film students may admire the techniques for sustaining such extreme understatement.

This may unfold too slowly and subtly for many, but the satire hits multiple targets, with a wonderful bonus twist in the last 20 minutes that rewards one's patience.

El Conde: Pinochet as a 250 year old vampire, born in 1766, he discovers his true nature as an adult and slays the vampire hunters who attempt to stake him. An ardent royalist he rescues the head of Marie Antoinette (after locking her blood from the guillotine blade) and keeps it pickled in a jar. Faking his own death he fights against revolutions throughout the centuries changing his identity and making himself younger time after time. Eventually he ends up in Chile as the young Lieutenant Pinochet, his career proceeds and he overthrows Allende instituting a bloody dictatorship but eventually he falls and is reviled. He fakes his death once more and retires to a country retreat with his wife and faithful butler. He finally wants to die a for real but has forgotten where his ill-gotten gains have been hidden. His five children descend on the estate intent on getting their inheritance. An accountant has been hired to track down the missing loot but she is secretly an Exorcist Nun, But even here there are twists and turns as this is a house built on deceit. Madame Pinochet is truly Lady Macbeth, jealous that she was never given the rewards bestowed by Pinochet on his old army comrade/butler.

Very much a dark/satire comedy, when the Exorcist/Accountant questions Pinochet, his wife and children about their dodgy business dealings the dialogue is based in actual court findings. The horror elements and vampire lore are quire effective. Filmed in monochrome the utter darkness of Pinochet's life (and that of his brood) is well portrayed. Donning his his General's uniform and cape he flies to cities to dine on victims. This vampire prefers to rip out hearts to get the best sustenance. As a modern touch, liquidisers are now used to get the most out of these vital organs. We learn how this vampire sucked the lifeblood from a nation but he portrays himself as a victim who was bribed by crooked businessmen.. There are laughs but there is a danger that they will choke in your throat. Perhaps the real humour is in the identity of the narrator, herself a vampire who flies south in an attempt to save Pinochet from himself. A tad didactic at times which might put some people off nevertheless this is an engrossing tale of evil. Directed by Pablo Larraín, written by Larraín and Guillermo Calderón. On Netflix. 8.5/10.

I'm still not too sure what to make of Pablo Larrain's "El Conde", a movie that while artistically impressive, seemingly has a ton of historical context that's lost on anyone not familiar with the Chilean history it tries to critique and satirize. The obvious is that it portrays Chilean dictator Augusto Pinochet as a centuries old vampire, and while what follows could(?) hold a lot of interpretive value to those who are of its ideal target audience, it is almost a gimmick gradually overstaying its welcome to those who aren't.

It's undoubtedly a visual masterpiece, with some of the most surreally beautiful cinematography you'll ever see, and its exploration into themes of power and corruption are amusingly perceptive. But at the end of the day, it feels like "El Conde" was intended for a particular audience who could fully appreciate the movie, and unfortunately to those of us who aren't part of it, it might come across as just another gimmick.

Beautifully shot in 99.9% B&W from a very leftist perspective about the eternal legacy of power, corruption, greed and wealth using vampirism as a metaphor. Here the church in the embodiment of a condescending nun, who though in nature should be the liberator of vampire souls, is in reality secretly in pursuit of the same forces through lust. It's really quite bizzare, surreal, expressionistic, kind of incomprehensible and black as black comedy can be. The humor can suddenly jump at you and make you laugh and it has some famous political figures in it to set its political stance. Watch it if you want to experience something mesmerizing but weird from the other dimension.