- Tobey Marshall: I do not fear, for you are with me. All those who defied me, shall be ashamed and disgraced. Those who wage war against me, shall perish. I will find strength, find guidance, and I will triumph.
- Julia Maddon: Life can be full of surprises.
- Little Pete: I find life to be full of people who think they're smart 'cause they have a fancy accent. No offense.
- Julia Maddon: Some taken.
- Benny: Alright beauty, this is gonna sound insane, but I need a 2 lane grasshopper in order to get these guys off your back.
- Tobey Marshall: Roger.
- Julia Maddon: What's a grasshopper?
- Tobey Marshall: You may wanna close your eyes for this.
- Julia Maddon: Is it worse than bus, bus, bus?
- Tobey Marshall: Beauty will go bingo on that route, so we're gonna have to hot fuel and top off.
- Joe Peck: Hot fuel, coming up. Woo! Get out there skinny boy.
- Finn: Oh, you were checking me out!
- Tobey Marshall: [Looks over to see Julia looking at him] What?
- Julia Maddon: Bingo, and hot fuel.
- Tobey Marshall: We're ah, refueling without stopping.
- Julia Maddon: So why don't you just say that?
- Tobey Marshall: Well I mean... guess I could, but...
- Julia Maddon: Oh my god! Oh my god!
- Tobey Marshall: Hey, hey. Look at me. Just breathe, breathe. Good. Look into my eyes. Look into my eyes. Good. What color are they?
- Julia Maddon: They're really blue.
- Tobey Marshall: They're really blue, good, good. They're a lot bluer than yours.
- Julia Maddon: No.
- Tobey Marshall: Yes they are!
- Julia Maddon: They're not!
- Tobey Marshall: Yes!
- Julia Maddon: They're not bluer!
- Tobey Marshall: Admit it!
- Julia Maddon: Mine are bluer!
- Tobey Marshall: The hits just keep on coming with you huh?
- Julia Maddon: Never judge a girl by her Gucci boots.
- Tobey Marshall: Her what?
- Julia Maddon: High heels
- Tobey Marshall: Why don't you just say that?
- [first lines]
- Monarch: Hey, I've been doing some homework on this kid Tobey Marshall from Mount Kisco. This kid was a phenom. Used to tear up the local circuits. Him and his dad, man, they campaigned like champions. Of course, Mount Kisco had another great, Dino Brewster. You all know Dino. He went on to race in the big leagues at Indy, and Toby just kind of fell through the cracks. Well, here's some news, cretins. Tobey's been running again, and running fast. Real fast, fast as that "Grim Taquito" will take him. Tobey, you wanna fly with the eagles, you need bigger wings, son.
- [last lines]
- Julia Maddon: Get in. I'll drive.
- Tobey Marshall: I've seen you drive, and it's terrifying.
- Finn: [on video screen] Mmm, come on love birds. We need to get Benny out of the clink.
- Joe Peck: Maverick's getting off for good behavior.
- Finn: Yeah, apparently he started some fitness program for the inmate, or some shit.
- Joe Peck: We've got 5 hours to get to Utah. Go...
- Monarch: Ladies and gentlemen, Marshall's balls have just been located, and they are very, very large!