Lumberjack the Monster

It's not a mystery if everyone can see it coming

It's not a thriller if there's nothing to be excited about

Blander than eating paper-the movie features subpar acting, student-grade editing, and a horrible library of soundtracks (ie: there's basically none).

The movie banks it all on a detailed mask for the villain, and a flimsy dive into "modern" scientific concerns-but other than that it is empty.

Psychopathy in this movie is so horribly represented, stereotyped into emotionless "shocking" actions which the characters perform mechanically.

Agreed with a previous reviewer that it may be better watching paint dry than this movie.

Skip it and save your time.