Mistletoe Moments

I was genuinely excited to watch Designing Christmas with You given its festive premise, but unfortunately, the movie left much to be desired. The weak story arc and lackluster conflict were immediate turn-offs. The plot centers around a designer tasked with transforming a holiday celebration, but the emotional stakes are so low, it's hard to feel invested. There's no real tension or meaningful development between the characters, and the supposed "romantic" angle feels forced and underdeveloped.

However, what really threw me off was the premise itself. The movie is about designing Christmas, but the main character seems to have zero talent when it comes to holiday decorating. Those bows on the kitchen cabinets? Yikes! I honestly can't understand how that was presented as "festive" or even "charming." The overall look was flat-out unappealing. The decor felt half-baked, and I'm still not sure what the theme was supposed to be. The finished design was, in a word, ghastly. Did they even have a set designer for this movie? It sure didn't seem like it.

This film desperately lacked that magical holiday sparkle and warmth that makes Christmas movies special. Instead, it felt more like a half-hearted attempt to cash in on a seasonal trend without delivering the heart or craftsmanship expected from a holiday film. The lack of engaging characters, conflict, and festive charm left me thoroughly disappointed. Skip this one if you're looking for any real holiday magic or a well-crafted Christmas story.

There's very little purpose in critiquing the low production values for each movie, the similar 6 or so storylines used over and over again and the halting, bumbling style of the romances in Hallmark movies. I have seen these productions being made from around 2010 to present day and 90% of them all have the same general low-budget, repetitive storyline, cringe-inducing approach.

I turn a blind critical eye to all of this and just ask for a couple of things:

1. Do the leads seem casted for match in terms of physical appeal?

2. Despite the script always requiring romantic hesitancy, does the male lead at least act like he has 2 X chromosomes throughout the movie?

3. Does some overt romantic chemistry develop throughout the movie or do we have to view 90 minutes of nothing only to get a surprise kiss as the credits roll?

I think this movie rates a grade B- on my scale.

Yes, you guessed it, of course I had never heard about the 2023 movie "Designing Christmas With You" (aka "Mistletoe Moments") prior to sitting down to watch it here in 2024. I happened to have the chance to add it to my 2024 Christmas movie marathon, and since it was a movie that I was unfamiliar with, of course I did so.

Were I harboring grand expectations to Jo-Anne Brechin's 2023 movie? No, not really, as the movie's cover seemed rather generic and sappy. But then again, doesn't the vast majority of these movies essentially have the same cover of a woman and a man looking all cozy and Christmassy? And this movie was no different.

The storyline in the movie is generic, so very, very generic. Our leading actress stumbles into a stranger and it is an instant attraction, and she has to work on a huge Christmas event, but lo and behold the guy opposing her plans happens to be the leading actor, the stranger she bumped into in the beginning of the movie. Will they work out their differences and make Christmas a reality? And will they fall in love along the way? I think we all know the answers and the exact outcome of the story. So writer Ansley Gordon played it safe and put all bets on all the archetypical sappy Christmas movie tropes in history.

But of course, this means that the diehard fans of sappy Christmas movies will enjoy the movie a lot more than us casual viewers will. No doubt about that.

I wasn't familiar with the cast ensemble in the movie, and that is actually something I do enjoy when I sit down to watch a movie. The acting performances in the movie were fair.

Hardly a movie that I will ever return to watch a second time, but it was entertaining enough for what it was.

My rating of director Jo-Anne Brechin's 2023 movie "Designing Christmas With You" lands on a five out of ten stars.

I enjoyed this movie for most of it due in large part to the chemistry between the leads Susie Abromeit and Liam McIntyre, that is until each of them started letting their own insecurities get in the way. The development of their relationship was slightly unusual. In their first anonymous meeting, the meet-cute, they got along quite well despite her hitting him by accident with a snowball. The usual formula in rom/coms is an antagonistic first meeting, although there are exceptions. But then instead of following the formula of building their relationship after the first meeting, once they are assigned to work together there is some conflict. This of course, is quickly disarmed and the middle of the movie is mostly upbeat. It does follow the common formula of the two working together to plan a Holly Ball.

Another slight deviation from formula is the conflict. Most movies would have done the misunderstood overheard conversation as the only part of the conflict between them. But then Colbie gets hit with a double whammy which without giving it away is huge. BTW, one part of that double whammy was never really dealt with to reconcile it. The end is much as you would expect since you really can't have it any other way in this kind of movie.

The acting is good. The dialogue is good.

I had one issue which is one of my biggest pet peeves but most people will either not notice or not care. Why are the text message exchanges so small? They were as meaningful as the rest of the dialogue. I had to pause and rewind then pause and play a little at a time because each tiny message appeared in place of the previous one, instead of listing down the screen. This was a huge annoyance to me and there was another brief tiny text later. I deduct 2 stars for this.

In summary, the story had some of the usual formula but with some minor modifications. But I enjoyed most of the movie thanks to the relationships.

6.4 stars.

It took me three separate attempts to get through this movie. I was waiting for something dramatic or romantic to happen, but it never really did until the last 20 minutes. We have a normal Hallmark type romance movie here, two young and good looking people are interested in each other, mixed with a bit of misunderstanding and missed opportunities. In my opinion, this man is a fool and somewhat of a loser. His character has flaws and he lacks observational skills and some common positive traits. The female lacks discernment and is seemingly floundering for someone who should be a very focused and professional interior designer.

What is absent throughout the majority are all the memorable moments, instead it's filled with too much of the in between stuff. Where is the tension, where is the anticipation, where is the fun? Again, none of this starts to blossom until the last 20 minutes. Most romance films, find a way to pull you in to the story early on, then provide some filler and slow moments, then pique your interest around midpoint, then more fluff, and finally the wonderful finale. This film lacks the timing and impact of the great parts that comprise an entertaining romance. It's just a bunch of endless drivel for a full hour leading up to the last part. The first 10 minutes started off okay, and lulled me into a false sense of satisfaction.

I've seen several movies like this in the last two years, this one is no different, it can fit right into the low end of the average bunch. Nothing to see here folks move on to the next. If I had nothing better to do but choose from all the mundane romance films, 'Designing Christmas With You' a.k.a. 'Mistletoe Moments' would toward the bottom of the list. I have plenty of 6.5-6.9 star films I'd be more willing to fight through a second time. There is no reason I can think of to watch this again.