Meet Me Under the Mistletoe

Meet Me Under The Mistletoe (2023) -

Right from the off I didn't like Simon Arblaster as Jeff.

Sarah Fisher in her role of Eva was more natural, but I still didn't find her particularly appealing. I certainly didn't understand how Jeff suddenly decided to be nice to her having obviously been a Dick to her for at least a year beforehand.

Where did the animosity go, surely it would have only got worse as the two of them went toe to toe in an attempt to get a house sold before Christmas and it actually didn't grip me at all. It was all a bit weird and the conversations between them were vague and wishy washy.

Most of the supporting artists did a good job and they actually had some good ones, so it was a shame that the leads were just too simple.

I would say that Mitch (Erik Athavale) has felt like he's all over these films this year but he's such an odd 'Steve Buscemi' character that he's really seemed quite an odd choice and irks me for some reason.

The standard "15 minutes from the end" fallout was stupid, Eva could have just let him finish what he was saying and avoided the whole upset. It was the weakest way to cause a "Problem" ever. They should have shown Jeff and her Niece Bonnie (Jerni Stewart) plotting, but with Eva only misunderstanding it, not initially overreacting to it. That would have been another tired way to do it too, but it still would have been 10 times better, reverse no one would just let that argument go without standing up for their actions, regardless of whether the other person didn't want to hear it.

Aside from a fairly lacklustre feel to it in general, I don't know it was missing some glamour or warmth or something, I just couldn't get enthused.

Overall this would not be one that I would come back to, I was wrapping presents while it was on, which was the only reason I didn't turn it off (I was using the remote control to weigh the paper down in order to cut the tape).

I'm going to need to see more effort from the producers to keep from just re-recording the ones that they did make well, back in the day, because a lot of these more recent attempts are obviously just churned out to make a quick buck.

4.16/10.

The first 30 minutes of the movie which plays out the competition between the two real estate agents feels very forced.

The relationship between the aunt and the niece, their giggling like a little teenagers also, doesn't feel natural.

Slowly, ever, so slowly, they start to decide that they like working together, and being together.

Very typical Hallmark plot, but it moves so very slowly. I'm an hour into this and it feels like I've been watching it for three hours.

Simon Arblaster as Jeff is stiff. Sarah Fisher is Eva does OK, but I'm not feeling the chemistry.

So much of the dialogue feels stiff and forced.

This is when you can skip.

In the beginning, I hated Jeff with a passion. He was everything I hate which is one thing, but the Jeff of the first 20 minutes was the antitype of a romantic lead. Guess what? His personality magically softened, as well as his attitude toward Eva. Instantly, which is typical in these movies. I had problems with Eva too, even though she was a little more generous and upbeat. But her arrogance and competitiveness almost matched Jeff's.

What was worse, was the actors. Sarah Fisher often looked like she had severe gastric discomfort. Her delivery was poor. Simon Arblaster wasn't much better less the uncomfortable demeanor. The two have no chemistry. They each look so uncertain when being nice or saying something nice to the other. Most of these movies have friends commenting on how the couple must be in love because of the "way you look at each other". There are none of those looks here.

Many of the supporting actors were also bad. One exception was Jerni Stewart as Bonnie. She is meant to be appealing from the start plus being the mediator. Only trouble is that she looks and acts like an adult or at least college age. The actor is 22.

The dialogue was a little flat. The movie lacks the spark that makes it fun.

The story is slightly unusual with two competing realtors working together to sell one house. But the point is to throw Jeff and Eva together so they can develop a relationship. Selling the house becomes their Christmas project together. There isn't much of a story except for Eva's dream of being a novelist which she has put aside while she sells houses.

We bagged this one after the male real estate agent inserted himself into a meeting between a couple and a female real estate agent. That was after I already had serious doubts because all the women in every scene were so perky and smiley I developed a concern they'd crack our TV screen.

Back to the real estate side. I've had real estate agents as clients, friends, and agents for more than 30 years. I've never seen ANY indication that one agent would break into another agent's meeting to poach a client. First of all, I don't think there's a broker in the business who would tolerate it. Complete turn off, and so we turned this mess off.

I gave it a try, I really did. But after 45 minutes I hit delete on my PVR.

I'm quite sure actual real estate agents wouldn't act like these two did, trying to one-up each other to get a real estate listing. If they did, they wouldn't be selling my home. But as the story goes, they learn to work together and begin to like each other. Not exactly a new plot twist.

I'm not sure why Great American Family movies always have to have music playing in the background. Instead of adding to the movie, I find it annoying and distracting.

Pass on this one because there are much better Christmas movies out there.