Conjuring Tapes

This is one of the most horrific pieces of slop I've seen in a long time. This feels like 10 segmented, disjointed shorts that were slapped together hastily using two women watching VHS tapes. This movie feels like double the runtime and had my eyes glazed over within the first 20 minutes. Although the first two shorts had some humorous parts to them the rest of the film tries to be more serious and lean into the horror genre but fails at both. The 69 minute run time felt like 420 minutes. If you're looking for something to make you want to take your own life out of boredom and then look no further; this will get the job done. If I could have I would have stopped the movie in the theater and buried the film to save anyone else from seeing this mess.

Conjuring Tapes felt like a strange but intriguing watch. It had moments of suspense that kept me curious, but also left me a bit confused. At times, I even wondered if it was a short film or something based on real events. The concept felt new and different, which made it worth watching once, but the overall execution could have been sharper.

I have no clue as to what I just watched.

If 'Paranormal Activity ' had a special needs cousin, this would be them. It started out strong with the two friends and then went down hill from there...

There was no real cohesive thread that connected these stories aside from the same two actresses in (almost) each of them. The stories weren't good on their own much less thrown together in this mix of "What happened?" And "Did I have a stroke" moments.

Attack of the killer tomatoes is more thoughtful, has meaningful content and better made than this waste of time. I highly recommend not wasting your time on this - highshool kids would have done a better job in making a movie than this team.

The actors have zero experience and that shows.

Absolutely not worth watching - time you will never get back!!

I love a horror movie and this definitely is one of the worst I've ever seen.

It had a rating of over 6 and im not sure how it got a rating this high. Unless it was 6/100 then that would make sense.

Not sure where to start.... I guess the worst bits would be the terrible acting, the terrible story line and the terrible make up for the possessed people... just awful!

Such a waste of time.

I had to turn it off after an hour because it made no sense.

It's saying I have to write more to post this review but I honesty can't think of anything else to write. I will just write random stuff so I can post this. Don't watch.