Mutants of Nature Cove

OK, warning: If you have a lot of hangups about nakedness, this is so not the movie for you. The trailer alone has more nudity than most movies, and it's not deceptive in any way. Other than where the cast first walks onto the nude beach they will be sunbathing on, it's mostly nudity of all sorts of people at all sorts of angles. Props to whoever came up with the photos for IMDB for even finding anything that would work on this site.

Second... yeah, it uses green screen to plop in a background and sometimes to get people who were filmed separately to appear on screen at the same time. That's actually, and maybe unfortunately, extremely common these days. The only real difference is this movie is so obvious about it. Look at the photos here on IMDB. They carted sand inside a building with green walls and went to town. Sometimes the background is pretty reasonable, sometimes it's weird old computer clip art. Ditto for extras and props. It all kind of feels like the QuickTime events you would see on 1990's video games . Better, but similar.

The plot? Crazy. Who knows how much of it was supposed to be the hallucinations caused by the mutants. Much of it, I'd guess. Nearly all of it? I had written the story off as meaningless, but then the end bit calls back to earlier plot points to make you realize it *was* going somewhere after all. Huh. That's actually surprising, and slightly better than a lot of low budget movies going through the motions with no real purpose.

It's difficult to call the cast a bunch of unknowns when it's uncertain how many of them used aliases. LL Elly seems like the most amusing fake name. Lucy Diamante, on the other hand, is a real actress with 11 credits so far -- although sometimes aliases become the actor's professional name after a while, so who knows. Even the writer/director Beau Mann is an alias, but a transparent one once you figure it out. With the acting, some is bad, some is passable. But with the way this was assembled together artificially, and with the script they were given -- assuming that all of them even had scripts, which I can't be sure of -- I wouldn't use any of it to prejudge their other work.

With a movie rating you have to balance a number of factors and also keep in mind what they were trying to do. This feels like it was an extended proof of concept nudist resort / COVID quarantine project / funny no-budget sci-fi film. They got the nudist part right, anyway. There's no boom-chick-a-wow-wow music or anything, and you can't exactly call a nudist beach gratuitous when it shows nudity.

Even with the bonus points for being daring and upfront with the main goal of the film, the most I can honestly rate this is 5 stars. I defy anyone to say it's even average for a film -- but it's maybe just below that.

Not sure why I watched the entire movie here, it started off with the most terrible green screen beach effect you've ever witnessed. The plot wasnt much better - a bunch of people of varying ages spend a day on a clothing optional beach unfortunately populated by the mutants of the title whose bite causes them to hallucinate. We have a crude attempt at political commentary when it is suggested the creatures are created by nuclear waste, or sea plastic pollution, or something. There's also a very weird obsession with face masks which comes off as curiously outdated, much like the creature effects. The impression that the cast were all acting individually and the scenes spliced together afterwards really make this feel like a lockdown project for someone.

Overall though, something worked here and I dont know what it was. Maybe it's just the confidence of the cast who are all naked for 99% of the movie without it feeling sexual in even the smallest way. Not just the girls either, everyones naked from the skinny teens to the chubby middle aged guys. Maybe it's just the absurdity of trying to figure out who the hell this film was supposed to appeal to.

5/10 worth a watch just don't expect too much.

In an era dominated by superficiality and pretense, Mutants of Nature Cove emerges as a beacon of authenticity and human connection. Directed by visionary filmmaker Beau Mann, this daring exploration into the essence of humanity through nudity transcends mere cinematic boundaries, delivering a profound and thought-provoking experience.

From the opening frames, Mutants Of nature Cove challenges societal norms and invites viewers on an introspective journey. The decision to portray nudity not as a mere spectacle but as a raw expression of human vulnerability and liberation is bold yet remarkably effective. Each scene, meticulously crafted, unveils layers of emotion and truth, weaving together a tapestry of stories that celebrate the diversity of human experience.

The nudity isn't sexual.

The actors, we're amazing.

They weren't hung up on being naked, they just acted.

The CGI was so bad, but weirdly didn't care. I actually cared more , when the CGI was bad in the mummy .

Watched the whole movie, I actually wanted to see the end.

I'm guessing low budget, but ten out of ten for the actors, the cameramen, the lighting, the scriptwriter, and the director.

To the director, make another, change the location , if sharknado can do 80 sequels so can you.

This movie is better, zombies at nature cove, sand piranhas at nature's cove, Dracula at nature's cove, make Dracula naked. Apart from teeth and cape.

I hope you make more, and try and use the same cast.

Wow,this one is a real stinker of epic proportions and where did they get these girls,off the streets?

Lots of nudity in this one but not from ANYONE you ever!! Want to see naked they are truly unappealing in every way.

The acting is atrocious nd the entire thing is shot on an obvious and very poor sound stage.how this awful creation got approved for any kind of release is totally beyond comprehension.

Please, please please, save yourself the horror and avoid this at all cost, you can thank me later for saving you because after watching it you will beg for release from ever having seen it. I give it a giant zero.