Precious Keepsakes

"Mommy's Girl" provides a trio of rather blah vignettes.

The pairing of two lovely and talented performers in the title scene is a no-brainer as far as sex goes -entertainment to stimulate masturbation (or at least arousal) in the viewer. But it's also a no-brainer regarding creativity, as the set-up to the scene is lousy.

First off, Anna Claire Clouds as the daughter has a ponytail and dresses to look younger than her real age of 28; stepmom Slimthick Vic is 32, so the casting is hardly ideal. What passes for story is: Vic finds a package of all her letters to her kid in a box and is touched by this; Anna reveals that she kept them because when her birth mom died she had nothing saved to remind her of mom. A pretty sappy sob story, and hardly a reason for the two to jump to incest after their solidarity hug.

Lexi Luna gets the opportunity to display her overacting ability in "My Pesky Girl Has the Wrong Remote", with blame to place on the shoulders of directors Siouxsie Q and Michael Vegas.

Lapis Afterglow's script is NSG for starters, straining credulity, which is then run off the cliff by the helming team. Stepmom is rather mean t her daughter Aften Opal, bossing her around and not wanting to talk at length, for no obvious reason. It turns out she wants to go to her bedroom to masturbate and try out a new toy -an egg shaped vibrator operating by remote control.

Stop me if you've heard this one before: she pops the toy into her pussy and it starts vibrating irregularly. That's because she has the wrong remote; Aften unwittingly has the toy's remote which she keeps punching the keys to try and get the TV in the living room to operate.

Lexi in the nude goes through lots of gyrations to simulate orgasms as the out of control toy stimulates her. Finally she rushes to the living room to switch remotes and then, in an ultra-horny state seduces Aften on the couch for the duration.

So much is wrong with this clunker, for starters: (1) No way that the remotes would resemble each other, given that a TV would have far more buttons; (2) Lexi would have simply removed the toy from her pussy once it was wildly out of control, but she doesn't; (3) Final plot twist is bungled by the directors, as Aften agrees to sex because the TV doesn't work, but no explanation is given why she couldn't get it to work once Lexi gives her the correct remote.

Reagan Foxx is perfect in the whimsical "Sore About Her Test Score", not meant to be taken seriously, but when is that an issue with this incest series?

She's busy in the kitchen when her stepdaughter Leana Lovings starts giving her all sorts of unlikely compliments, raising suspicion in Reagan's (and the viewer's) mind.

Leana confesses that she got a terrible score on her practice SAT test, and not surprisingly Reagan blows up at the bad news. It's time to punish the kid by spanking, but surprise, surprise -Leana loves it. And this being porn, Reagan gets turned on too. Their resulting sex scene together is definitely hot not as phony as the context makes it sound. Also, the extreme contrast between the two actresses (including Reagan being over twice LL's age) helps the scene work.