Private Movies 66: At the Stables

As porn has migrated to the internet, where so much of it is free, the budgets have been cut back quite severely, with fans apparently not complaining all that much. A victim of this trend is production value, as evidenced in DiSanto's "At the Stables" for Private Media. Action takes place entirely at Honour May's horse stables, yet for 2-1/2 hours of running time there's not a single horse in sight.

The feature's subtitle is "Girls That Live to Ride", but the alternate sexual connotation of "ride" is what counts here. With her lovely voice and British accent, Honour narrates quite a bit, filling in characterizations and back stories so that the action on screen can stick mainly to sex.

She and her husband Bruce Williams have a number of guests plus employees, all of them oversexed (as are Honour and Bruce). It adds up to four lengthy sex scenes, staged either in a hay loft or outdoors.

Two busty actresses, Jolee Love and Miss Alice Wild, provide strong content, and a French newcomer Anita Rover, shows promise but is overly fond of staring directly at the camera (okay for porn but a cinematic no-no).

One fetish here goes with the setting: it seems like all the sex scenes are staged with characters keeping their boots on. I guess pornographers should think about a porn tribute to General Custer, perhaps for 2026 to celebrate the sesquicentennial of his Last Stand.

The final card of the end credits notes that the DVD is assigned to PMG Entertainment Limited in Dubin, Ireland (obviously for tax reasons); the Private website agrees, no longer listing Spain as the nationality of the producer/distributor.