Devon

While I had never heard about the 2024 horror movie "Devon", from writer and director Jenni Farley, it was of course a movie I would sit down to watch, given my love of the horror genre.

Right, well had I known that the movie "Devon" was a movie that was shot almost exclusively on handheld camera, I would never have glanced at it twice. I absolutely loathe movies that are filmed with laughable, questionable handheld camera, it does not feel professional at all when it is something anyone could just do, and it absolutely removes from the overall enjoyment of the movie for me.

The storyline in the movie was nothing outstanding. Writer Jenni Farley didn't bring anything new to the horror genre. And truth be told, I was not the least bit entertained throughout the 72 minutes of sheer boredom that was the handheld garbage heap known as "Devon". Sure, if you enjoy movies such as "The Blair Witch Project", which I obviously don't, then you might actually find some enjoyment in "Devon".

The movie has a very small cast ensemble, and it was entirely actors and actresses that I had never seen before. While that is usually something I enjoy when I watch a movie, it just didn't really work in "Devon", as I just couldn't take the movie serious, given the pathetic handheld camera style.

"Devon" is not a movie that I will ever watch a second time. Nor is it a movie that I would recommend you to waste your time, money or effort on. Some of us suffered through this dumpster fire of a movie, so you don't have to; you're quite welcome.

Visually, then you're not in for anything grand, in terms of special effects. And unless you consider handheld, shaky camera and questionable camera angles as a work of art, then don't get your hopes up.

How this movie could land a staggering 3.9 rating, its rating right now as I am reviewing the movie, is simply beyond me.

The movie's cover was actually the best thing about the entire ordeal.

My rating of writer and director Jenni Farley's 2024 movie "Devon" lands on a two out of ten stars. This rating is based mostly on the fact that they mustered to actually piece a movie together, and there was some ambition to the storyline, just a shame that the camera thing ruined everything.

HER 10 STAR RATINGS ARE PAID, MOVIE WAS THE WORST EVER, EVRYONE WAS PAID ON JS TO SAY HOW GOOD IT WAS, CHECK THE ONLINE RATINGS.....WORST MOVIE EVER!! I CAME IN WITH OPEN EXPECTAIONS BEING NOT A HUGE JS FAN, AND LOVE FOR HORROR FLICKS BUT DAMN, WAS WORST I SEEN IN A VERY LONG TIME, ABD YES IN ALL CAPS THAT IS HOW BAD!!

While I approached this movie with modest expectations, I certainly didn't anticipate it being quite this disappointing. The film relies heavily on loud screams rather than delivering a compelling plot or storyline. Although we get a glimpse of the characters' backgrounds, the development is minimal, leaving much to be desired. The lack of jump scares and genuine suspense makes it far from terrifying. Additionally, the excessive camera movement, coupled with the constant screaming, ultimately overshadows any potential the film might have had. The acting leaves much to be desired, which is somewhat expected from a low-budget production. Overall, this film fell short of my hopes, and I had anticipated a more engaging experience.

A cookie cutter asylum horror movie. Nothing special.

I tried to entertain this with my wife because it was directed by J-Woww from Jersey Shore, so going in my hopes were already not very high. I did not expect it to be an absolute dumpster fire of a film. The acting is quite possibly the worst part of this movie. The characters and the plot immediately take me to Grave Encounters which are actually not horrible films but as I stated this is nothing special and you are given the ending at the beginning.

It is watchable but if you find this movie to be scary in any shape or form I do not trust your judgement.

I would have given one star if I wasn't already a fan of JWOWW. Maybe that's wrong and maybe I will be more generous with new filmmakers in the future. She is a first time writer and director with a limited budget. But she managed to get some pretty decent talent and seems to have done ok at directing their acting. How much do light bulbs cost? They needed to figure that into the budget. Most of the movie is a black screen. There is literally nothing to see. It's not a bad story and the conversation is pretty realistic. Maybe too realistic in the sense that every word doesn't need to be heard. It needs tightening up. I am looking forward to Jenny's next project.