AI Written Episodes of DMHIS

Yellow Guy, Duck, and Red Guy sat at a table. They appeared to be on the set of a kid’s television show. The date was June 19th. On the table, there was a notepad. It opened, revealing a face. “What’s your favourite idea?” the notepad asked, singing. “Mine is being creative,” the notepad said in response. “How do you get the idea?” Yellow Guy responded with. “I just try to think creatively!” the notepad replied. “So, you’re just creative in your mind, right?” Duck asked. “Actually, no. I mean… It’s not… um… not like that. I mean… Yeah, um,” The notepad said in confusion. “Oh. It’s like, um, your favourite idea!” it said. “When you look at this orange, tell me please, what do you see?” it asked Duck. “It’s just a boring old orange!” Duck answered. “Maybe, to you, but not to me,” the notepad corrected, “I see a silly face!” it said. “Wow!” Yellow Guy said in amazement. “Walking along and smiling at me,” the notepad said. “I don’t see what you mean!” Duck said to respond. “Because you’re not thinking creatively!” the notepad said. “Yes, I am! I’m walking down a mountain path, not thinking creatively at all,” Duck said. “Well, sometimes you should just not think,” the notepad said. “Just enjoy the moment,” Duck said. “Take a look at my hair!” the notepad asked. “I use my hair to express myself,” it said to clarify. “That sounds really boring.” Red Guy said. “I use my hair to express myself,” the notepad repeated. “I just use it for a weapon!” Yellow Guy said. “So, your hair is not like a weapon?” the notepad asked. “It’s the only weapon I’ve got!” Yellow Guy said. “I’m still not convinced,” the notepad said. “In fact, when you take a look at the clouds in the sky, don’t you find it exciting?” it asked. “No,” all three of them replied. “Come on, take another look!” the notepad replied. “Oh wait! I can see a hat, I can see a cat, I can see a man with a baseball bat!” Yellow Guy and Duck said, still singing along. “I can see a dog, I can see a frog, I can see a ladder, leaning on a log!” “I think you’re getting the hang of it now! Using your minds, to have a good time,” the notepad said. “I might paint a picture of a clown!” Yellow Guy said. “Woah there friend, you might need to slow down!” the notepad said in response. She then leaked oil onto the painting, destroying it. She then went into a meltdown, blaming her sisters. “Those sisters ruined me!” she cried. “You ruined me!” she said to the notepad. “Here’s another good tip,” she continued, with Yellow Guy and Duck in amazement, “on how to be a creative wiz kid! Go and collect some leaves and sticks and arrange them into your favourite colour!” the notepad asked. “Blue,” Red Guy said, spelling out the colour, “Red,” Duck said, also spelling it out, “Green!” Yellow Guy said, enthusiastic. “Green is not a creative colour,” the notepad said to Yellow Guy. He looked sad. “Yes it is!” he said. “In fact, the best creative colour is orange!” the notepad said to the crowd of partygoers. “Goody!” Duck cried. “Orange is a great colour!” she continued. “Now I’ve got you all here, there’s one more thing that you need to know, before you let your creativity flow! Listen to your heart, listen to the rain, listen to the voices in your brain! Come on guys, let’s get creative!” the notepad said, ending her lesson. “Your heart can be your biggest and only true inspiration! Your brains can’t tell the difference between something creative and something unproductive!” she continued. Yellow Guy, Red Guy, and Duck then got onto separate tables and started working on crafts. Red Guy spread gold glitter all over the table. Duck placed the letter D on the table as well. Red Guy was colouring a tree and making it look like he had made a mistake in the spelling of a word. Duck was making a circle with some pipe cleaners, followed by making the circle as big as a boulder. Then, the TV show broke. The characters looked different and now Red Guy was dragging a human heart through the glitter. The three then started doing some sort of dancing while the sunny sky outside became dark and rainy. They sat down at the table and Duck cut open a cake made of human organs. Human meat spread across the room as Duck’s creation was finished as he spelled out the word DEATH. The three sat back at the table with the notepad open on the table. “Now let’s all agree, to never be creative again.” it said before falling over and dying.

The three were now sitting in a living room. “Come on guys, stop mucking around. We only have five more minutes before our show’s on.” Red Guy said to the other two. “That’s not enough time!” Duck said in response. The clock on the wall all of the sudden had eyes. “There’s always time for a song.” Tony the Talking Clock said. “Are you a bird?” Red Guy asked. “Yes I am. Now sing me a song!” Tony the Talking Clock said, eagerly. Tony the Talking Clock then got up and sat on a shelf. “We’re almost there,” Tony the Talking Clock said. He stood up as the song started. “Time is a tool you can put on the wall, or wear it on your wrist. The past is far behind us, the future doesn’t exist.” Tony sang. “What’s the time?” Yellow Guy said. “It’s quarter to nine, time to have a bath.” Tony answered. “What do you mean? We’re already clean!” Duck said. “Scrub, scrub, scrub, ‘till the water’s brown.” Tony sang. The characters all got into a big bathtub. The water was cold and the three were starting to turn blue. “Scrub, scrub, scrub, ‘till the water’s cold.” Red Guy sang. “Please do not do that!” Duck said. “Time is a ruler to measure the day. It doesn’t go backwards, only one way. Watch it go ‘round like a merry-go round, going so fast like a merry-go round.” Tony sang to them. “Let’s go on a journey! A journey throughout time! It’s time that’s changing all the time, it’s time to go to time!” Tony said, his voice cracking. “We don’t really want to, we’re going to miss our show,” Red Guy said. “Let’s not be stupid, friends! Come on, it’s time to go!” Tony said as he walked back into his timepiece, which was now turning all black. The characters were scared and walked out of the house, with Yellow Guy sadly saying to them “I miss you all!” Tony then transported them to Victorian times. “Time was old, like Victorian times!” Tony sang again. “With plagues and cobbles a simpler time!” a random Victorian said, “And cobbles and chimneys, a simpler time!” another one said. “With cobbles and sawdust and batteries and slime!” a sewer person replied. “Do you want a cookie?” Tony the Talking Clock asked the three. The three nodded their heads. “Me too!” Duck said. Tony the Talking Clock ran into a brown wooden door. “We have to hurry, because the park will close!” Tony said. “This tree that is old has circles inside!” Yellow Guy said. “This tree that is older has shrivelled and died.” Tony said. “This apple is fresh and ripe to the core!” Duck said. “I rot over time and then I’m not anymore.” the apple said and died. “You don’t feel it, do you? That’s because time means no more.” Duck said. “This mailbox is a perfect circle, though.” Tony said, and two mailboxes popped out. “I’m popping out too!” Yellow Guy said. “Time can be told by the moon and the sun, time flies fast when you’re having fun!” Tony said. Duck then built a house of cards. Tony smashed it. “There’s a time and a place for mucking around!” Tony screamed. “Like birthdays!” Duck said in response. “And camping,” Red Guy said. “I’m friends with my dad!” Yellow Guy said, showing his father Roy. The song paused and Roy stared into the camera. “And then what happened after the olden days?” Red Guy said, breaking the silence. “Time when new got old like history, stuff from the past went into a mystery!” Tony replied. “An old man died!” Yellow Guy said, amazed. “But look a computer! Everything’s cool, it’s the future! Time is now, the future anew, and look at all the wonderful things you could do, with gadgets, and gizmos, and email addresses!” Tony said, showing off the future. “My dad has, a, com-computer!” Yellow Guy said. Roy then stared into the camera again. “Oh my gosh!” he said. “Everything is new again!” Duck said. “We don’t know what’s right and wrong anymore!” Red Guy said. The song stopped, and the characters were turned into cogs. The show was about time, and you could really see the theme coming into play. On one occasion, a boyfriend says that “he’s got a problem with time”. Back to the story now… This is the last time. It’s time to go back home now. Time traveling can take you to amazing places, but it can also take you away from the time. “It’s quarter to eight, there’s fish on my plate!” Duck said. “It’s 20 past day, there’s fish on my tray.” Yellow Guy said. “It’s eleven to twelve, there’s fish in the bath,” Duck said. “It’s nine-thirty, there’s fish everywhere. Fish everywhere.” Red Guy said. “Now you can see the importance of time, it helps us make pizza and keeps things in line.” Tony said. “But when did it start?” Duck asked. “And when will it stop?” Yellow Guy asked. “Time is important, and I am a clock.” Tony said, not answering. “If we run out of time, where does it go?” Red Guy asked. “Is time even real? Does anyone know?” Yellow Guy questioned. “Maybe time is a concept of human perception, an illusion created by-“ Duck was cut off by Tony screaming like an alarm. In anger, Tony decided to age them all so they died. “Don’t worry, I’m sure you’ll be fine, but eventually everyone runs out of time.”

The kids show ran until the three went out for a chicken picnic. Red Guy seemed interested by the forest they were in. Yellow Guy then saw a butterfly. Duck then killed it. “Pesky bee!” Duck yelled. Yellow Guy was upset by the killing. He ran off and sat in a tree. He heard a voice. The voice belonged to Shrignold the Butterfly. “Where’s your God? Where’s your friend?” Shrignold said. “It’s so nice to see you again. I’ve been looking for a friend,” Yellow Guy said. “You’re friend is in the time stream,” Shrignold said. “You come from the future. I’m from the past. What are we gonna do?” Yellow Guy asked. “Well I’m going to save you all, and we’re gonna go in the future.” Shrignold said. “You’re crazy!” Duck yelled. Shrignold ran away. The scene faded. The ending of this episode shows Yellow Guy in a tree, with God’s golden statue of fear. He stared at the statue, which looked back at him with a sad face. Yellow Guy then kicked the statue in the face. The ending faded and the credits appeared. A more serious message appears and ends with the voice saying “To explore the universe is to dare to live”, and fades out.

The next episode shows the three at a table, playing a board game. Red Guy picked up a card. “Hm. What is the biggest thing in the world?” Red Guy read. “That’s a tricky one,” Duck replied. “Mountains? The sky. A windmill?” Yellow Guy tried to answer. “No!” Duck yelled. “If only there was a way to learn more about the world,” Red Guy said. The three all turned to Gilbert the Globe, waiting for him to start singing. He didn’t. “Yes, if only there was a way to learn more information about this.” Duck tried to cue Gilbert’s reveal. Gilbert then turned around, but was cut off by Colin the Computer, the teacher for this episode. “I’m a computer. I’m a computer-y guy.” Colin the Computer said. “This is useless information.” Yellow Guy said. “The time stream exists only in your mind. But we are in the time stream, but we’re not in the time stream. In fact, I am not in the time stream,” Colin said, taking off the top of the computer. He dug through the guts and pulled out a pink flashing light. Colin then plugged it into a small light bulb, and the two turned on. “I’m back!” Red Guy exclaimed. “Only to ask a few questions,” Duck said. “Who is the most important?” Red Guy asked. “Who is the scariest?” Yellow Guy asked. “Why is the sky the way it is?” Duck asked. “Why does life exist?” Red Guy asked. “Why is there a time stream? Why does the planet have life?” Duck questioned. “There’s a computer too? You’re sure?” Red Guy asked. “Of course!” Duck exclaimed. “Why is there only one God? What is the meaning?” Yellow Guy asked. “These are good questions! But it’s time for me to ask you some. What’s your name? Where do you live? What do you like to eat? Do you like cow’s or goat’s milk? What is your blood type? What’s your favourite animal?” Colin asked. “SHUT UP!” Red Guy yelled and slammed Colin’s keyboard. “DON’T TOUCH ME!” Colin screamed as the show broke. The characters became glitchy 3d models of themselves, violently broken until everything was normal again. The voices of the characters came back. Red Guy kicked Colin’s laptop in the face and crushed it into the floor. Red Guy kicked Colin’s floor and stomped on it. The computer clattered, then the screen flipped on. The computer became transparent, and showed Colin tied up. He was strung up on the hook. He was hanging from the side of the house, and being eaten by rats. “Ugh! Get off me!” Colin screamed. The voice of Roy said, “I’ll get off you.” Roy looked around for Roy, but saw nothing. Roy then walked down the path, and Roy stared at Roy, but saw no one. Roy then walked through a tunnel, and Roy stared at Roy, but Roy was invisible. Roy walked back through the tunnel and saw Colin’s shadow. “HEY!” Roy screamed, and the shadow disappeared. “Is this happening to anyone else?” Roy asked, looking at the other characters. His voice was trapped inside the computer, but he was able to talk. “Yes,” Yellow Guy responded. “Sorry,” Roy apologized. However, Red Guy had broken the system, he had escaped the TV show. The episode ended.

The next episode began with Duck and Yellow Guy at a table. Suddenly, a Steak Guy, the teacher for this episode, showed up with his friend Spinach Can to teach them about eating healthy-but like usual, their lesson was corrupt. Then The Fat Guy showed up and said that he saw them on TV, “Oh… Oh boy…” Duck and Yellow Guy said. They looked around, and the character of Roy came running into the picture, with the computer chair on top of him. Roy looked dazed and confused, as he sat in the computer chair. Roy was then drenched with water. “You won’t be getting out of this computer chair!” Roy said. “You’re a little late,” Duck said. “But that’s okay. I found a way,” Roy said. “I figured out how to get out of here. This is my only chance,” Roy said. “How did you do it?” Duck asked. “Watch.” Roy tried to activate a timer on the wall. However, there was nothing there. Then Red Guy said, “That’s because there’s nothing there.” “Why is there nothing there?” Yellow Guy asked. “Just trust me.” Red Guy said, and punched the keyboard on the computer. The TV screen broke, transporting Red Guy and Duck out, except Yellow Guy was not. Duck woke up on an operating table. He then saw that a can was eating his internal organs-canning him. Meanwhile, in the show, Yellow Guy was being tortured by Steak Guy, telling him to try something else. He screamed at Yellow Guy until he left. Yellow Guy then realized what he had done-he had eaten Duck. Duck was dead, never to be seen again. The episode ended.

The next episode began with Yellow Guy, alone in his bed. His friends were gone. Red Guy couldn’t help him and Duck was dead. He decided it was best just to go to sleep. He was then awoken by his lamp, who was now talking. “Oh, looks like somebody’s sleepy!” Larry the Lamp said. “Huh?” Yellow Guy replied. “But that’s silly!” Larry said. “NO!” Yellow Guy said, trying to end the torture before it began. “How can you be sleepy if you don’t know how to have dreams!” Larry asked, trying to wedge Yellow Guy into the next segment. “No! I, I don’t want to know how to have dreams! No! NO!” Yellow Guy tried fighting the song. “Dreams are the movies that live in your head!” Larry began. “NO!” Yellow Guy screamed. “Every night, while you sleep in your bed!” Larry continued. Yellow Guy started crying. “You could have a dream about riding a horse!” Larry kept going. “NO!” Yellow Guy screamed. “Or you could have a dream about drowning in oil,” Larry said as Yellow Guy started to drown. “No! NO! NO MORE SONGS!” Yellow Guy screamed before waking up. He then woke up at a long-distance call. “Hello?” Yellow Guy asked. “Mr. Yellow Guy?” a surprised Larry asked. “No! My name is Duck! Not Mr. Yellow Guy. Sorry, Larry. How can I help you?” Yellow Guy asked. “My name is Larry,” Larry said. “And I’m not a bad person. I just had a bad dream,” Larry said. “Did your dream involve something that is not good?” Yellow Guy asked. “It did,” Larry replied. “Oh no!” Yellow Guy said. “Are you hungry?” Larry asked. “NO! NOT AGAIN-I mean, nope. No food for me,” Yellow Guy said. “But a nice cuppa,” Larry said, offering Yellow Guy a cup of coffee. Yellow Guy drank it, and Larry smiled. He was delighted to have been able to meet Yellow Guy. He wondered what a good coffee tasted like. “Are you married?” Larry asked. “No,” Yellow Guy said. “That’s fine,” Larry said. “Oh! It looks like somebody’s having a bad dream!” Larry then said, triggering Yellow Guy to start drowning in oil. “Bad dream!” Larry kept saying, as Yellow Guy drowned in oil entirely.

Red Guy woke up. “Can you file these files please?” Red Guy’s coworker, Red Guy, asked. “Uh, yeah,” Red Guy responded. “H-hey! Wouldn’t it be funny if one of these files came alive! I am a file, and…you put documents in me, and do do do, a file,” Red Guy sang, as his other Red Guy coworkers stared. “Silly file, do do do doo. See it did it like a song.” Red Guy said, but was immediately cut off by Red Guy Coworker. “That sounds really boring.” Red Guy Coworker said before walking off. Red Guy looked sad. His coworkers turned back to their boring desk jobs while he just sat in the same position. He was now out of the TV show. He needed to stop being creative. And he needed to stop thinking about time, and love, and computers, and just keep working on his job. But he couldn’t. He wanted to be creative. He walked down the endless stairs to different floors of his building. He was the only different one in the world. He later ended up at a karaoke bar with others Red Guys. He sat alone at the bar. Everyone was talking in their monotone way while he sat, thinking with big ideas. And then it hit him. He walked up onstage, no clothes on, just like the show he desperately escaped. “Oh no, this is so embarrassing!” Red Guy Coworker’s Coworker shouted. Red Guy ran up and said, “Stop it! I have not done anything wrong!” Red Guy Coworker then started saying words, but no sound came out. Red Guy Coworker then realized what he had done. “Oh! I have no idea how to do this,” Red Guy Coworker said. Red Guy was the one that did not know what to do. He was the one that was so creative that made all those other Red Guys sound boring. Red Guy was stuck in the TV show forever. As soon as Red Guy Coworker realized he was Red Guy from the TV show, he thought to himself that he must become the new Red Guy from the show. So he went up on stage to sing “Dance Hall Days.” His voice, no doubt, was also so boring that it was of no use to him. Red Guy then decided to show him how it was done. He turned on his boom box and a funky beat started playing. “What’s your favourite idea? Mine is being creative. How do you get the idea? I just try to think creatively. Now when you look at this orange, tell me please, what do you see? It’s just a boring old orange!” Red Guy sang, pulling out hand puppets of his friends for each of their lines. “Maybe to you, but not to me. I see a silly face!” Red Guy sang as the audience booed him. “Walking along and smiling at me. I don’t see what you mean! Because you’re not thinking creatively!” The audience continued to boo, telling him to get off the stage. “Now take look at my hair! I use my hair to express myself.” Red Guy sang as he heard the audience tell him to get off the stage. The boo’s were louder than his singing now. “I use my hair to express…myself…” Red Guy stopped due to the complaints. He looked around the audience and then saw someone familiar in the background. Roy.

“Don’t stop now, friend! Your voice is music to my face!” Red Guy’s microphone said. He dropped the microphone to see he was in a new place. He walked further into the unknown to see a machine projecting the TV show with Yellow Guy and Larry in it. “You could have a dream about eating a drink, and you could have a dream about buying a hat. And you could have a dream about losing your friends!” Larry sang. Yellow Guy continued bawling. Meanwhile, Red Guy saw buttons on the machine. “And you could have a dream about burning your friends”-Larry glitched from the press of the button and became Tony the Talking Clock. “Time is a tool you can put on the wall,” Tony sang. “Huh?” Yellow Guy said in confusion. “Or wear it on your wrist. The past is far behind us,” Tony continued. “YOU!” Yellow Guy said. “The future doesn’t exist. Time when new got old like history!” Tony continued singing. Red Guy looked in confusion from the machine. “Stuff from the past went into a mystery!” Tony sang. “YOU MADE ME DIE!” Yellow Guy screamed in horror. “But look a computer”-Red guy pushed another button and Tony became Colin the Computer. “-computer! I’m a computer-y guy!” Colin sang as Yellow Guy screamed and Red Guy looked in confusion. “The time stream exists only in your mind. But we are in”-Red Guy pressed the button again. Colin then turned into Shrignold. “-your God? where’s your friend?” he sang. “NO!” Yellow Guy screamed. “Your friend is in the”-Red Guy pressed the button and Steak Guy appeared in Shrignold’s place. “I-I-Ice cream beef? Ice cream beef makes your teeth go grey!” he said. Red Guy pushed the next two buttons. Spinach Can and Fat Guy showed up as well. “Doesn’t matter, just throw it away!” Spinach Can said. “Oh…Oh boy…” Fat Guy said before Red Guy hit the button, erasing Spinach Can and Fat Guy and turning Steak Guy into Duck for a brief second. “-fish on my tray? WHAT? WHERE AM I!” Duck screamed before the machine automatically corrected it by turning Duck into the next teacher; the Universe Guy. ““That’s what I’m talking about!” The Universe Guy said in a deep voice before Red Guy made him appear as Blue Guy. “That’s all the classes for today! Get out! I’m a big fan of cleanliness!” Blue Guy sang before Red Guy hit the button again, erasing Blue Guy and Earth Guy and turning Earth Guy into the Bumblebee Guy. Red Guy changed Earth Guy to the Impossible Girl. “I can fly. I can talk!” The Impossible Girl said as Red Guy replaced her. “Now you can start to dream,” Red Guy said as he hit the button. The Impossible Girl screamed in horror before Red Guy smashed her against a wall. “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL BROTHER!” The Impossible Girl screamed. “You’re not my real brother!” Red Guy screamed before Yellow Guy started to lose it. Red Guy lost all control of the machine and the teachers were now switching from one to the next. One second it was Tony, the next it was a meat cube. Red Guy tried his best to fix it before a hand came from the darkness behind him. The hand laid itself on Red Guy’s shoulder. Red Guy slowly turned around, watching a figure emerge from the darkness. Red Guy then looked in horror as he saw who it was. Everything flashed before his eyes, learning to be a creative serial killer, being aged until he ripped out bits of his skin, the golden statue of fear, kicking Colin, having Duck escape only for him to be eaten alive, his creative nature in comparison to the rest of his kind. He said in fear, “no.” The figure in the darkness was Roy. Roy was the mastermind behind it all. He imprisoned his son in this kids TV show to try and kill off his best friends; Duck and Red Guy. He thought Red Guy was gone, leading Roy to can Duck so he could be consumed by his own son. Roy was the heartless monster in charge of the show, torturing his son Yellow Guy. Roy decided that once Red Guy’s fate was sealed, he wanted to see the cruel smile on his son’s face when Red Guy slowly died in front of him. Roy pressed the button, erasing the teachers and Roy before turning into Colin. Roy turned himself into an emotional wreck before pressing the button and Roy and Tony went into the Big Bang. Roy was joined by Tony in the Big Bang, which has one giant space whale where everyone can sit and have the experience of flying through the air. They found a star that can grant all their wishes, but before they could get it, Tony was sucked out of the light in a giant worm-like animal. “Tony!” Roy screamed before Tony shrunk back to his normal size. Tony and Roy started to laugh hysterically. Red Guy and Yellow Guy then got sucked into the Big Bang along with Tony, Roy and Yellow Guy. They arrived in the center of the giant space whale where Red Guy asked Yellow Guy for forgiveness. Yellow Guy agreed. “What a way to end it,” Red Guy said, before noticing something. He saw a cord. He followed the cord and saw it lead to a plug. “I wonder what will happen,” Red Guy said before pulling the plug. Then, they were at the table. The very original table. The date then changed from June 19th to June 20th. There were some changes though; the room was void of pretty much everything, the sun was clearly seen outside the window, and most noticeably, the three were now different colours. In fact, they were their favourite colours. Red Guy was blue, Duck was red, and Yellow Guy was green. The notepad was on the table. It opened, revealing its face. It then asked Red Guy for the five most dangerous things that can ever exist. Red Guy picked the vacuum and ice cream truck because they cause bad luck. The notepad also asked Yellow Guy the same five things, Yellow Guy’s answer was collecting the paint from the fridge and fixing the computer. The notepad then asked Duck what five things can cause great harm. She picked a tornado and people who try to take away your toys. As the notepad asked Red Guy and Yellow Guy the same questions, they both chose great heights, in fact they could fall a hundred stories but would just bounce off. As the notepad asked Duck the same question, she picked the same things as Red Guy but didn’t mention the fridge. The notepad then asked Duck and Red Guy who can never be defeated. Red Guy and Yellow Guy both answered; their dads. The notepad then asked who can never be defeated in a fight? Red Guy answered with the Kool-Aid man, Yellow Guy with the sheriff and Duck with her dog, who she never fought. The notepad then showed them the door to the room; something that was never there to begin with. Red Guy walked to the door and opened it. Yellow Guy and Duck were not far behind. “Wait!” the notepad said to them. “What’s your favourite idea?” it asked before the three walked outside the door into world beyond, hopefully, to spread their creativity.