Worst bathrooms in movie history!

You been pub crawling all night and nature calls. You find a clean and modern washroom but this weird dude/dudette follows you into the communal lavatory. What's up with the glowing neon blue eyes? Is he/she flirting with me?

Ugh! Zombies!

Here you are, dreaming peacefully, only to discover that you're woken up, submerged in a bathtub to be in the middle of a shoot out not knowing if you're gonna make it alive. As suggested by Emadel79.

You finish your business in a ... cough ... homey... outhouse when you find out your bestest favoritetest celebrity/brocrush is in the hood signing autographs (something that will likely never happen again). You are deliberately trapped and locked into the outhouse and the only way out is DOWN! Bon voyage mate! Remember to keep your mouth and eyes closed.

You are relaxing sans clothing in steamroom when you are unceremoniously attacked by thugs out to assassinate you.

You find yourself chained up to a pipe in a grimy windowless bathroom with nothing but a flimsy hacksaw to help you ... um... escape.

As suggested by Chai2 from able2know.

We need to register zippers as dangerous weapons! As suggested by Linkat from able2know.

You're trying to keep a low profile in prison when your other fellow inmates have other ideas in mind. Cruel and violently lascivious ideas.

You're a kid and you're forced to multitask with bathing and eating your supper at the same time. This one is going to scar you for life. Or worse, you're an adult and perpetually single and this is your idea with how to best deal with time management problems and not having enough time in a given day.

You're minding your own business at home just watching your talk shows and waiting for the youngun(s) to come home from school. Wait?! Is that one trying to break into your home in the middle of the day? Run run run! Pick a random room to hide while you call the police! Hope they don't look behind the shower curtain where you presently ... are ... um... hiding. Yeah. That's the place you choose to hide from these violent home invaders. Behind the shower curtain. As suggested by jamesh5.

You find yourself in a cheap motel bathroom and minding your business when you remember that the law is out to get you for the crimes you committed and they're trying to bust down your front door. Now if only you can fit through that tiny window?!?

You have a few hundred thousand ... ummm... roommates... crawling and creeping through your apartment. They use your soap and toilet paper and don't replace them when they're used up. Worst? They're always watching you when you go use the toilet.

As suggested by Chai2 from able2know.

You stumble tipsy into a pub/dive bar bathroom which all of Yelp, Zagat, Michelin, and even the United Nations decree to be the nastiest public bathroom in the entirety of the EU (the European Union).

Here you are, minding your own business in a clean and cozy bathroom of a friend or an associate with your fave magazine when some nosy fully armed jerk interrupts your "me time"....

As suggested by Emadel79.

In a bathroom stall labeled "Out of Order" on the door with the nastiest and dirtiest remains of a toilet exist. Did a bomb go off here? It was all over the walls, the floor, the ceiling, etc.... Of course hidden behind the walls is a secret door to a secret room where an illegal business takes place. As suggested by grumpycrawley.

You stumbled onto a clean and modern outhouse. You are quietly doing your business when a very impatient visitor knocks on your stall... um ... knocks down at least 3 walls and the roof. ((blerg))

No lights, no running water, and you could get a sliver in you tuchas. The lock on the outhouse door is also broken. Can't a guy get a break from overly ambitious bandits who just want to shoot ya dead?! Life in the wild west is no fun.

You're looking for bathroom in a friend's basement. Dontcha hate it when people leave dirty underwear and socks in the sink, and ughh decomposing mummified bodies in the bathtub.

So, you 'lovingly' draw a hot bath for your mistress. You should always follow through and make sure she's down for the count if you forgotten to add the bubbles in her bubble bath and she's really really really raving mad at you. I mean homicidally holding a grudge against you.

You have barracks guard duty that morning when you feel the need to relieve yourself. How will you handle a good friend maniacally flipping out with a fully loaded M14 rifle?

You're tired from a very long day at work and all you want to do is take a long bath. Don't fall asleep in this tub. The vermin in this bathroom are pretty violent.

You relaxing in a clean and warm bathroom when your significant other doesn't knock or respects your privacy. You sir can wait! I'm busy here! As suggested by Emadel79.

You find a clean restroom in a decent Italian restaurant you are dining at. A fellow restaurant patron charges into the lavatory and pulls out a gun from behind the toilet. Your evening will be ruined as you just stumbled into a mob hit. Clearly he can't leave witnesses alive to the night's events.

You just got to your motel from driving all day and you need to freshen up. Hey look! Is that the maid bringing in fresh towels? Wish she knocked first.