25 memorable animal-themed quotes ...

"Personally, Veda's convinced me that alligators have the right idea. They eat their young."

"Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape."

"It's all psychological, you yell 'Barracuda', everybody says ' Huh? What?' You yell 'Shark', we've got a panic on our hands on the Fourth of July."

"Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns!"

"Women should be kept illiterate and clean, like canaries."

"I could dance with you ‘til the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows ‘til you came home."

"The dingo took my baby!"

"I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog too!"

"Does your dog bite?"

"Bring the dog, I love animals... I'm a great cook."

"Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you gonna bite?"

"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know."

"It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes."

"Give a bad boy enough rope, and he'll soon make a jackass of himself."

"Well, Clarice - have the lambs stopped screaming?"

"Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!"

"Come here, Norman. Hurry up. The loons! The loons! They're welcoming us back."

"If I hear so much as a mouse fart in here the rest of the night I swear by God and sonny Jesus you will all visit the infirmary."

"Do you hear that, friends? Old World monkeys! According to Bertram Cates, we don't even descend from good American monkeys!"

"I bet you can squeal like a pig."

"That'll do, pig. That'll do."

"I think people should mate for life, like pigeons or Catholics."

"Snakes! Why did it have to be snakes?"

"See that look in their eyes, Rock? You gotta get that look back, Rock. Eye of the tiger, man."

"I need him like the axe needs the turkey."