Favorite food-related movie quotes / dialogs ...

"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti."

"Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."

"A martini. Shaken, not stirred.

"Leave the gun. Take the cannoli"

"They call it 'Royale with Cheese'"

"I drink your milkshake"

"Give me a whisky, ginger ale on the side. And don't be stingy, baby"

"I love him because he's the kind of guy who gets drunk on a glass of buttermilk"

"Why don't you go outside and jerk yourself a soda?"

"Ah, but the strawberries! That's, that's where I had them"

"Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.

-You want me to hold the chicken, huh?"

-I want you to hold it between your knees."

"Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?"

"I cannot stand little notes on my pillow! “We are all out of cornflakes, F.U.” It took me three hours to figure out F.U. was Felix Unger"

"I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum"

"But I would be proud...

-But I would be proud...

-...to partake...

-...to partake...

-...of your pecan pie.

-...of your pecan pie."

"I have some salmon salad left."

-What do you mean, left? When did you make it?"

-In April but if you smother it with pepper it's fine."

"Drink your Ne-hi and eat your Coney Island."

"Are you nuts? We had pancakes for breakfast. Gotta go to a place I can get a shot and a beer, steak, maybe, not more f-word pancakes, c'mon ... ... oh, come on, man! Okay, here's an idea: we can stop outside of Brainerd. I know a place there we can get laid. Whaddya think?

-I'm f-word hungry now, you know!

-Yeah yeah Jesus, I'm sayin' we can... stop, get pancakes and then we'll get laid, alright?"

"Like warm apple pie.

-Yeah?

-Yeah.

-Apple pie, huh?

-Uh huh.

-McDonald's or homemade?"

"There's something wrong with this yogurt.

-Ah, that's not yogurt, that's mayonnaise...

-Ah, right-o then."