Jenna Ortega's Wednesday Quotes

“Friends are a liability and can be exploited. That makes them weaknesses.”

“I find social media to be a soul-sucking void of meaningless affirmation.”

“I know I’m stubborn, single-minded, and obsessive. But those are all traits of great writers… And serial killers.”

''Attempted murder, how would that have looked on your record?'' - ''Terrible. Everyone would know I failed to get the job done''.

“So you were guided by latent chivalry, the tool of the patriarchy, to extract my undying gratitude?”

“I see the world as a place that must be endured, and my personal philosophy is kill or be killed.”

“I act as if I don’t care if people dislike me. Deep down… I secretly enjoy it.”

“I actually fillet the bodies of my victims then feed them to my menagerie of pets.”

“I’m not interested in participating in tribal adolescent clichés.”

“I break out in hives and then the flesh peels off my bones.”

“For the record I don’t believe that I’m better than everyone else. Just that I’m better than you.”

“Let’s assess, shall we? Bag over my head for optimal disorientation, wrists tied tight enough to cut off circulation, and no idea if I’m going to live or die. It’s definitely my kind of party…”

“I could eat Girl Scouts for breakfast. Actually I have an uncle who went to prison for that.”

“Listen, people like me and you, we’re different. We’re original thinkers, intrepid outliers in this vast cesspool of adolescence. We don’t need these inane rites of passage to validate who we are.”

“I don’t believe in heaven or hell. But I do believe in revenge. I usually serve it warm with a side of pain.”

“I don’t believe in mandatory volunteer work, sugar-coated history, or happy endings. But most of all… I don’t believe in coincidences.”

“Use the words ‘little’ and ‘girl’ to address me again and I can’t guarantee your safety.”

“It’s not my fault I can’t interpret your emotional Morse code.”

“I don’t need your help or your pity. I already have a mother and a therapist. That’s enough torture, even for me.”

“I enjoy funerals. I’ve been crashing them since I was old enough to read the obituary section.”

“I haven’t always been against birthdays. Each one reminds me I’m a year closer to death’s cold embrace.”

“They couldn’t even spring for real pig’s blood. It’s only paint.”

“Anytime I grow nauseous at the sight of a rainbow or hear a pop song that makes my ears bleed, I’ll think of you.”

“Because for some reason I cannot fathom or indulge, you seem to like me.”

“I will ignore you, stomp on your heart, and always put my needs and interests first.”

“Of course the first boy I kiss would turn out to be a psychotic, serial-killing monster. I guess I have a type.”

“You can’t wake the dead. Believe me, I’ve tried.”

“If you are discovered, I will disown you and collect the reward tied to your capture.”

“Will today’s stalker become tomorrow’s nemesis?”

“I do like stabbing. The social part, not so much.”