Surviving Unemployment

I don't know what I'm going to do, but at least I'm not alone. It's kind of nice knowing others are in this sinking boat with me.

I'm going to swallow my pride and do what I must! Either way, it can't get any worse.

I'm a winner. I can do anything. No one can tell me otherwise.

It's a humbling experience, but I'll persevere and come out stronger.

Forget college or fancy resumes. You see this pretty face? It's got success written all over it. I'll charm my way into a job. Shoot, I'll take your job.

They said, "I'm not economically viable." So I'm going home! Clear a path! CLEAR A PATH!!! I'M GOING HOME! Try to stop this crazy person with nothing to loose and see what you get.

I'll take life by the horns and do something good for society.

Can I move in with you? It will only be for a few days. A week at most. No more than a month tops. Oh, and can I borrow some money?

I've done some low stuff to get by, but I only need one chance and some luck to prove I'm not worthless. No matter what, I've got a good heart and a great attitude.

I'm going to seize the opportunity and start my own dirty business. You're talking to the new CEO. I'll be hiring soon. Please forward your resume to my secretary (aka mom).

See... I told you... It's not my fault society is broken... I knew it all along.

I'll shake my moneymaker to pay the rent and put food on the table.

I'll probably go back to school and reevaluate my life.

At least I'm not a junky... yet.

Who cares? Work is for suckers. I'm not a tie-down, button-up office yup. Live now. Get laid. Enjoy youth.

I'm done. I've had it. I give up. Life sucks. You want my stuff?

BANG! BANG! I'm gonna sleep in your bloody carcasses tonight!