Gender Stereotypes - Males

Men have absolutely no idea/don't care about what drives women.

Men are uncultivated, rude, and only want to watch sports on TV, preferably with nothing on but a white undershirt. (at least once they reach a certain age.)

When a woman sleeps with other men, it's a an act of liberation, but when a man sleeps with other women, he's a jerk.

Men are worthless if they're not bursting with phyisical strength and confidence.

Men have no clue about children.

Men are just there to care for and tickle women's vanity (sometimes even post mortem ...)

Men are controlled by what hangs down from them.

Attractive males who follow females are devoted and interesting. Unattractive males who follow females are creepy stalkers.

Homosexual men are literally gay: Always palsy-walsy, flamboyant, and extravagant.

Whatever a man says or attempts to do, he's wrong (and suffers from hubris).

If a man choses to stay home, he is a laughable wimp.

Men become meek in a relationship and are unable to stand up against their girlfriend/wife. - suggested by borimor

Dads horribly abuse or at least neglect their children. - suggested by borimor

Real guys shake hands, and even if they hug, it must be followed by talking about football, clearing their throat and talking tough etc. to show that they're still machos. -suggested by ElMaruecan82