Arlo: The Burping Pig

So wooden. Horrible acting. Charmless. I love my children more than anything in the world; but couldn't surf with them through this.

Ten years ago, my boyfriend died in some car accident that I definitely did not do. This movie feature talking pig and a stuck up girl in Idaho and both can talk. Once, they're in a lawn and the pig said, "hey! we should have the barbecue!" I was like "oh no the pig is gonna be cook". Luckily, they he did not.

I love love this movie because it has all the right parts: animals, grass, talking, some cars, Idaho, and in one seen there is a really nice table (oak?). Anyway, I don't see what all the stupid fuss about "Hamilton" is about. You can pay four bucks and watch a great movie with a small pig and a stuck up girl trying to get some in this jazzed up world. Why not? ;) There is another time when the bad guys are like "what's this pig doin here?" The pog is like, "Oh yeah? here's a burp in your eye", and the burp sends the criminals to the biggest jail I seen so far. Anyway, take it from me, if you're into fast talking animals and even faster girl growing up in I dunno an Idaho town, then you're in it!