Nessie & Me

My 4 year old picked this at the library, I have to be honest I've not sat down and watched it all the way through, and neither has he but what I have seen has been pure utter guff! First off as far as I can tell there is absolutely no reference to Scotland, are you just claiming Nessie as yours now America?! In the words of William Wallace " Bolt ya mad rockets!"

Quite poorly acted and unfortunately the women in the movie were portrayed quite ridiculously. Not appropriate or interesting for children...or adults for that matter.

My four year old wanted to see this film. Read the other reviews. They are 100% accurate. There's no point me writing the same. As an adult u may find this amusing if you're drunk. But it's not for children.

I've never written a review for a movie, but I felt I needed to spare people from the pain of this movie. We also got this from the library. It's really bad. The acting is awful. The "nessie" storyline isnt really the main focus. There's just one odd scene after another. A guy on the golf course was hitting people in the head with golfballs for fun. Then a woman walks up to him very inappropriately dressed for a kids movie. The dynamic between the male and females throughout the movie isn't great. The women are scantily dressed and the men make inappropriate remarks and jestures, constantly objectifying them. There is a scene when the old captian tells the boy not to tell his parents about their relationship. What kind of messages are they trying to send in this "G" rated film. I could go on and on, but it's not worth your time and neither is this movie. The movie case said "The most entertaing movie of the year!" Ha...in what universe? Spare yourself agony. It's completely lacking in good quality content, values and storyline.

Very awkward effects, angles, acting, and dialogue. Why is this on amazon prime? I understand that they're low on content, but don't just pad it with this garbage.

I haven't seen the whole movie. I watched maybe the first 15 minutes with my family, but it was so thoroughly embarrassing to watch that I left.

Do not watch this movie. There is nothing worthwhile here. It feels cheap and has nothing to say. Just an awful movie.