Bend Me Over

Credited in the fine print to a Dutch outfit named Orrange Media Group (the extra r is for extra rottenness), "Bend Me Over" is one of a handful of lousy DVDs I watched recently from the fly-by-night label UK Sinners. Either money laundering is still in fashion, or the backers of this low-grade product line never got the memo about DVDs being phased out of existence in favor of web content for downloading.

So it's safe to say that Milennials and other younger porn addicts will never watch this program, and they won't be missing out. As an avid and ongoing fan of Brit Porn, I was surprised at how lousy the lineup of femmes in this cast, turned out with Black starlet Kiki Minaj the only familiar name or face on screen.

Boring fake-incest story lines are trotted out for the umpteenth dialog, with idiotic dialog on the order of "Don't tell your parents" thrown in. Yes, this is jail-bait action, aimed at closet pedophiles, and beneath contempt. Other than the promised IR content with Kiki, I was bored out of my gourd.