Human Hibachi

This one is a tale of two films the first half is a video diary of a girl's 35th birthday celebrations and the second half shows you when those celebrations take a turn for the worse. The second half picks up and becomes a whole new film

I'll break down why it's so bad 1. The acting is on par with your kids preschool Christmas play 2. Every character sucks 3. Movies like this are why found footage movies are rarely take seriously First I'm a found footage fanatic who will watch any found footage movie once and there are some really well done micro budget found footage movies out there (children of sorrow, chasing the devil, ) but this was embarrassing I'm passing this on to Mike bill and Kevin at rifftrax to see if they can make it worth watching. Because honestly this is probably one of the worst found footage movies I've ever seen.

Uninspired, cheap, very low quality and awful acting, if you want to call it that at all. Complete waste of time.

What in the world did I just watch? Sometime you have to trust your instincts and I didn't, I read the reviews and I am paying for it. Just wander what other reviewers have watched?! Horrible acting, low production value and harisma that only a dead horse can portray. Stay away from this one like a plague. AWFUL!!!!

Granted, Human Hibachi is indie to the bone, but that's one of the things that make it the perfect Midnight Movie. That film that was on late night cable that you randomly changed the channel to and then couldn't stop watching it. That's a by product of good writing and a filmmaker that the industry hasn't discovered yet, but inevitably will. As of this writing, Human Hibachi has been picked up by Troma. A perfect fit. By the title, it may be indicative of what you're getting yourself into, but be prepared for plot twists, duplicitousness, conspiracy, and a really visceral ride of elitism and betrayal. You won't soon forget it.