The Diceman Cometh

This movie was so bad that I was forced to take it back to the video store not more than ten minutes after putting it in the VCR. I didn't have any intention of getting my money back, I just wanted to get rid of the thing. As I was dropping it through the "drop-box", I said to the attendant at the counter, "This movie is stupid." The jokes were tasteless and not even funny. I wish I could have given this movie a "-1" or at least a "0" because it was a waste of film and a poor excuse for a comedy. Words to the wise: DON'T EVER WATCH THIS!!!!!! YOU'LL THANK ME LATER!!!!!!

Well, the opening scene was hilarious! What a FAMILY!

I especially liked the little kid (Jarrett Lennon?) portraying the Diceman when he was a little boy, growing up in that crazzzzzy Italian family. Wish there had been lots more of that, too!

This comedian is a comical genius. Perfect timing with excellent stage presence. Watching this movie will appeal to any of your sick and disturbed side with a light comical feel. Any one can pick up this movie and instantly become a fan of the Diceman. Being a fan of Andrew Dice Clay this movie only furthered my liking of his comedy. His spins on the Mother Goose nursery rhymes are not only hilarious but original and witty. The only problem someone may have is that it's not family oriented at all, so if you do end up getting this movie, I'd suggest not showing it to your five year old kid. Pick this movie up at any store you see it and you'll love it for ever.

This masterpiece can only be fully enjoyed by one who enjoys dirty jokes about sex. But if you do this is quite possibly the funniest thing you'll ever see. His rhymes and his storys, along with his 12 cartons of cigarettes will keep you laughing. Do your self a favor and go out and rent this as soon as possible, you'll laugh your butt off after the first minute.

Starting with a few humorous skits detailing Dice's past, it then moves into the concert footage. Andrew Dice Clay is without a doubt one of the comedy great. Riffing on pretty much everyone and everything, this stand up special is hilarious from beginning to end and transports you back to a time where he was on the way to the top of his game. In this insanely PC world we now inhabit, where so-called 'edgy' comics are watered down and homogenized (barring Sarah Silverman, of course) we need someone like the Diceman to take the stick out of our collective asses.

My Grade: A