The Even Stevens Movie

Donnie: How could you steal all our food?

Ren: As usual, Donnie, you have everything backwards.

Donnie: ARE YOU CALLING ME STUPID?

Ren: No. I am calling you a liar!

Louis: You guys had to get back at us, huh? Thank you!

Beans: But we got the evidence! How do you explain this, Louis?

Louis: You stole my food... AND MY SHIRT? Gimme that, you little worm-eating...!

Ren: Don't you talk to him like that!

Louis: What, is Beansy your little boyfriend now, Ren?

Ren: You don't have the right to talk! You caused all the trouble and you ate all the food!

Eileen Stevens: Okay, enough. Enough, kids. Stop. You kids shouldn't fight just because your father's trying to teach me a lesson.

Steve: And what would that be?

Eileen Stevens: Look, Steve, I know that you're upset since you've been out of work and that you are trying to prove to Ren and Beans that you can put food in their mouths.

Steve: What?

Eileen Stevens: But couldn't you leave a little something for us?

Steve: Don't twist this around! There wasn't a crumb of food left when we got up there! It's almost like you're trying to make me look bad!

Eileen Stevens: Now you are losing it.

Steve: DON'T TELL ME I'M LOSING IT!

Eileen Stevens: Don't you yell in front of my family!

Steve: IT'S MY FAMILY TOO!

Louis: Hold on, hold on. Mom, we don't need them. We don't need them! We'll be fine on our own, thank you.

Ren: Oh, really? Well, you can sleep out in the rain tonight!

Louis: WE CAN AND WE WILL!