The Adventures of Agent Emes

Best movie ever. Completely changed my life. The tears I shed and laughs I bellowed watching this work of art has never and will never be matched by a movie till the end of time. The emotions I felt tore open my soul and the hilarious comedy which never took away from the emotional moments helped give this masterpiece layers which should be evaluated by the highest critics. The fact that this movie isn't a staple of pop-culture is a tragedy of untold horrors rivaling your favorite genocide. Watch this movie. I know where you live. I will force you to watch this movie. I will come to your house tie you a chair and tape your eyes open for the entire duration, and you will enjoy it. You don't want to know what happens if you don't.