Archie Bunker: [to Michael] Wait a minute, wait a minute. What the hell are you doin'?
Gloria Bunker-Stivic: Oh, Michael's got a new hobby, macramé. He's making me a new belt.
Edith Bunker: Ain't it pretty?
Archie Bunker: Maca-roni? What?
Gloria Bunker-Stivic: Macramé.
Michael 'Meathead' Stivic: [Archie glares at Michael] Don't say it.
Archie Bunker: There ain't nothin' to say, Florence.
Michael 'Meathead' Stivic: [Looking annoyed] You said it.
[Continues weaving]
Michael 'Meathead' Stivic: .
Archie Bunker: Will you stop doin' that? Some friend o' mine might come walkin' through the door and find out I got a fruitcake for a son-in-law.
Gloria Bunker-Stivic: Daddy, there's nothing effeminate about it. Lots of men are doing hobbies like that.
Michael 'Meathead' Stivic: Yeah, Rosey Grier does needlepoint. Would you call him a fruitcake?
Archie Bunker: There's no such thing as a colored fag.
Michael 'Meathead' Stivic: What?
Archie Bunker: You don't believe me? Walk up to any colored guy and ask him, "Are you a fag?". Your tonsils will be wearin' your moustache.
