The Dirt

Nikki Sixx: How many chicks have you fucked so far?

Vince Neil: Three.

Nikki Sixx: No, not today. On the tour.

Vince Neil: Oh, man. I lost count after that gang bang in Salt Lake City.

[laughs]

Nikki Sixx: That was fun.

Vince Neil: What about you, old man?

Mick Mars: Did you ever stop to think that the slobs who fuck you guys probably fuck every other band who comes through town?

[pause, then Nikki, Tommy, and Vince laugh hysterically]

Vince Neil: Yeah. Yes, they do.

Tommy Lee: Dude, we're like pussy brothers with the whole scene.

[continued laughing]

Mick Mars: I happen to have respect for myself and the females of our species, unlike you animals.