Breaking News: No Laugh Newsroom

Sam Reich's left wing plot to subvert the minds of America's youth is on full display in this, Dropout's twisted sendup of serious journalism. This cabal of anti-capitalist pinkos needs to be stopped before they warp our nations young minds permanently. These fake news commies giggle and chortle through their recitations of meaningless news stories written by an avowed bisexual deviant. This is multicultural twaddle designed to turn your children against you. These pot smoking semi-employed degenerates will take away time that could be better spent memorizing the national anthem or polishing your 50 state quarter collection.